Greetings adventurer! ⚔️🎲

Welcome to the seventh episode of Roll The Old Bones, aweekly audio podcast about learning to play Dungeons & Dragons, featuring silly sketches and comic interludes. Dungeons & Dragons newbie gameplay mixed with absurd audio comedy, Dad jokes and family-friendly D&D.

In this episode, there’s a laundry-themed pun-run aftermeeting Sidney the wandering Monster, Andy takes on the role of a Barbarian Barfighter from Rhubarb Barbara’s Rhubarb Bar. A Necron Warrior reacts badly to having his door broken down, Papyrus and Sans from Undertale make anappearance, along with an Annoying Dog, while a group of Orcs search for a way to connect their Eggs Box to a TV and require an AUX cable.

The Dark Lord has trouble when the Uruk-Hai unionise withthe Uruk-Low and they go on strike for better food. Andy tries on some Clockwork Mail sent in by Fizzlebang Cogslipper, a Tinker Gnome from Lantan, and we stumble into a TV Studio recording an episode of “Den of the Dragon” where dwarfish smiths present incredible new weapons for the dragon to approve.

We finish things off with another carefully crafted, Dungeons & Dragons-themed Dad Joke. This week Andy is hoping to get a laugh and a Potion of Healing instead of a groan and 1D4 damage.

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⏳ CHAPTERS

Opening Theme 0:00

Welcome & Introduction 0:38

Sidney the Wandering Monster 4:43

Game Play 1 5:11

Realm of the Dark Lord 11:04

Game Play 2 13:49

Short Rest – Coppertomb 25:30

Gameplay 3 26:34

From the Mailbag 30:57

Game Play 3 continues 32:40

Beholders Got Talons 38:17

Game Play 4 40:19

Dad Joke of the Week 50:49

Oubliette of Oblivion 52:05

Closing Music 53:220:00 Opening Theme

0:38 Welcome & Introduction

3:55 Sidney the Wandering Monster

4:42 Game Play Part One

15:24 Realm of the Dark Lord

20:42 Game Play Part Two

36:19 Short Rest – Coppertomb

39:03 Gameplay Part Three

52:13 You Got Chainmail

53:19 Game Play Part Three Continues

1:01:38 Den Of The Dragon

1:04:08 Game Play Part Four

1:26:15 Dad Joke of the Week

1:27:25 Oubliette of Oblivion

1:28:46 Closing Music

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