Kamala Harris says no thanks to AirPods, Ed Sheeran reveals plans for a posthumous album, and one Italian woman proves you don’t need a groom to have a wedding. Plus, in the Glossy’s, we’re talking Meryl and Marty rumours, Jake G surprises, Zayn on Wicked, YUNGBLUD spilling secrets, and a Bollywood star’s floral fine at Aussie customs. Oh, and wait ‘til you hear about the neighbour wars—someone needs to chill.

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An Italian woman has officially tied the knot—with herself. Fitness trainer Laura Mesi threw a full wedding with 70 guests, a white gown, bridesmaids, and a three-tier cake, declaring she was done waiting around for men. The self-marriage isn’t legally binding, but she says it proves her happiness doesn’t depend on anyone else.

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Kamala Harris has revealed why she’s still rocking the old-school wired headphones. On Colbert, she joked that AirPods aren’t secure enough, saying she’s sat through too many intel briefings to risk people eavesdropping on her train chats. Honestly, it’s giving FBI chic.

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What apps are you flat-out refusing to download? From Snapchat to sports betting, even Macca’s made the list. In Mailbag, we sifted through some wild listener messages before diving into the story of an ex-inmate turned influencer who says simple things like opening the fridge still blow his mind. The Glossy’s had wall-to-wall Emmy’s news — Colbert, Seth Rogen, a 15-year-old winner, and Taylor sneaking around at the NFL. Plus, the Vatican held a concert, the Olympics got a mention, and yep… another bright yellow dildo has hit an NFL field.

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We got nostalgic as today marks 25 years since the Sydney 2000 Olympics opening ceremony — from Vanessa Amorosi’s goosebump performance to Nikki Webster flying high at just 13.

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Forget the grocery aisle: Aldi’s flogging Aston Martin F1 go-karts for 200 bucks, and now the betchmail is full of listeners daring us to race them. Should we put our money where our mouths are and hit the track once and for all?

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We’ve got Albo rocking up in the wrong shirt to the wrong party, Glossy’s chaos with Ne-Yo’s four girlfriends (yes, four), Harry & Zoe sneaking out of JFK, and Joy spilling the tea on getting fired (twice!). Plus, Oasis hand out VIP spots while Gary Neville gets nosebleeds at the back, and we meet a Nonna who reckons coffee isn’t complete without a splash of limoncello at 10am. Oh — and we’ve got a chat with Sophie Ellis-Bextor you don’t want to miss.

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We sat down with Sophie Ellis-Bextor and she was every bit the icon you’d hope for—warm, funny, and completely unfiltered. She opened up about balancing mum life with pop stardom, why she proudly called her album Perimenopop, and even joked about moving to Hungary for tax-free living with her five kids. Plus, we chatted Murder on the Dancefloor, Royal Otis, and the track she thinks you should play first.

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