I'm dreading writing this, but here goes....

In Season 3 Episode 19, Dan and Ryan tackle all the tough topics of the day, including how much Samwise Gamgee foot hair you could ship from New Zealand, why Dominoes needs a new delivery system in Loch Ness, why South Korea is banning desktop computers in Starbucks, the fed's walking people in handcuffs around downtown DC, what's lazier than a Kindle automatic page turner, and penis references.... Lots and lots of penis references.

I told you I was dreading this.

I need a new career.

I wonder if Gavin Newsom's PR team is hiring.

GCM - HIRE ME PLEASE!!!

Ryan's Back!!! DAMMIT! We were praying the iceberg would win!

In Season 3 Episode 18, we discuss the pressing issues of our day, like how much Ryan hates pudding (Communist), how much Ryan's husband hates the cold (Communist), and why Ryan can't get close to Puffin babies (Communist).

We discuss the military hostage situation in DC, why harbor porpoises are like lot lizards, and end the episode talking about Anal Biotics.

I don't know how this happened. I just write the descriptions. Don't blame me!

With Ryan galavanting across the Atlantic (I've never wished for an iceburg this hard before), this episode, we welcome our special guest host, Daniel. Yeah... Dan and Daniel... This isn't going to get fucking confusing quickly.

In this episode, we talk about how men's underwear is a safety hazard for your penis (and your sex life), why testicular torsion wasn't a huge concern in Dan's school, and why film guys are cucks..... TAKE THAT RYAN!!!

If you love Mashle this is the episode for you... That's right.... We actually have a target audience for once.