First up this week it's a set of Memories being Made including: a deadline victory lap (02:36); a Crotchgate update (06:38); tennis players getting one-shotted (09:51); an elite pro-bowler (18:49); and America's new favorite gameshow, "Is It Longer Than Anthony Davis's Dallas Mavericks Career?" (23:36)

Then it's time for another Guy That Is Actually A Place: a true Veteran of the Philadelphia sports scene. (33:16)

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The Guy-bunal has a trip planned below the Mason Dixon, but before that they're concerned about what's Making Memories, including: crickets about visa issues for an international tournament... no, not that one (04:46); some soccer matches that qualify as a pretty big deal (12:29); and how a near-disaster at the Tour Down Under went down (25:04).

Then it's time for this week's Guy That Is Actually A Place, and James is going to go horse screaming about this one from up on the Old Hilltop. (29:33)

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In honor of the Quebecois people, this episode will be simulcast in bad French accents. First off, a slew of things are Making Memories including: the dramatic AFCON-clusion (02:32); a bad beat from a Trent Tucker that got Chris Webbered (11:06); and a small child from Minnesota that was celebrated instead of being kidnapped by federal agents (19:40).

Then it's Xavier ready to present to the Guy-bunal this week's Guy That Is Actually A Place: an Owe-lympic boondoggle of Quebec proportions (21:46)

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Lo, and we shall worship at the altar of Guy. First off, the Guy-bunal will cycle through what's Making memories for them including: some patchy recollection about jerseys (03:04); three frozen nuggets about some ice and snow sports (08:53); a choking hazard (13:30); and our Cups running over with European soccer (16:25).

Then, it's time for Diaz to take everyone to church as he pleads his case for a court in this week's Guy Who Is Actually A Place. (26:49)

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There's Guy in them thar hills. The Guy-bunal gathers for the first time in this new year but Memories are already being Made about: the heretophore phorsaken phandom oph Diaz's (04:08); an unfinished construction proj- (07:38); and finding fault in a disgraceful tennis match (12:38).

Then it's time for this week's Guy That Is Actually A Place: a city that saw a boom in its prospects with green and gold only to go bust when the fortunes ran out. (17:03)

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Celebrate yet another year in Guy-dom with awards like Best Coach Of An NCAA Playoff Team To Leave For An SEC Job, Best Drought Ended, the Luke Scott We Wish We Knew Less About You Award, Most 40-year-old Quarterback, Best Player Involved In Litigation That Is Tangentially Related To Them, and the main event - the Guy of the Year.

Thanks for joining us for yet another year - we hope you remain along for the ride!

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This must be the place to hear another episode of RTG? featuring a bevy of Memories being Made, including: a high-impact player (03:27); NASCAT being forced to change lanes (04:23); some AF-Con men (08:56); gearing up for a cycling rivalry (14:40); and a victory lap for some football playing birds (21:11).

Then, it's time for this week's Guy That Is Actually A Place, the Boleyn to have Ham-med it up more than anyone since the 16th century (26:20).

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You can't stop the beat, and the Guy-bunal can't stop the world from Making Memories for them, as this time they tackle: the tragic end of Georgetown soccer (03:25); some other college footy tournament talk (07:56); a plethora of failed fighter Jet pilots (14:57); and a shameful lack of pride from some soccer teams (18:14).

After all that, the Boilermaker Special isn't just a train locomotive that serves as the official mascot of Purdue University - it's also an appropriate description of Diaz's nominee this week for Guys That Are Actually Places (22:11).

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