You can't stop the beat, and the Guy-bunal can't stop the world from Making Memories for them, as this time they tackle: the tragic end of Georgetown soccer (03:25); some other college footy tournament talk (07:56); a plethora of failed fighter Jet pilots (14:57); and a shameful lack of pride from some soccer teams (18:14).

After all that, the Boilermaker Special isn't just a train locomotive that serves as the official mascot of Purdue University - it's also an appropriate description of Diaz's nominee this week for Guys That Are Actually Places (22:11).

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It's a new season and a new category coming up right after Memories being Made about: The Worst Person You Know Making A Great Financial Donation (03:26); some other notable finance news in women's soccer (04:50); even more financial news about the second most important auto-racing of the week (07:40); your regularly scheduled weekly Georgetown Soccer Update (14:24); and a brand new game, "Key & Peele Or Real?" (17:02)

Then it's time to meet the first nominee of Season 15 and our first Guy That Is Actually A Place - a defunct Harlem Renaissance masterpiece (21:42).

Special thanks to Luke Knox and his 2025 Bluesky CFB All-Name Team

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And the least shall be the first in this week's episode of RTG? First on the docket is a slate of Memories being Made that include: all the ways our (World) Cup runneth over (02:01); some November Nonsense in DC (08:47); and some Magic Sounds (17:44).

Then, it's time for the focus of this week: the Least Valuable Player awards (22:50), a.k.a. James shares a news massive spreadsheet that they made after no one asked for it.

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It's crowded in the paint this week, but the RTG? crew will find a way to fit in: a high school running back with record-breaking Myleage (02:09); players in Türkiye whose gooses are cooked (06:39); Owls getting their wings clipped (13:02); and the show's two favorite Washington Football Teams (15:46). And that's all before they even get to this week's guest: the Rotoworld Football Show and Bad Faith Times's Denny Carter!

After hearing talking to Denny about what it's like to cover fantasy football and the rightwing attempt to dissolve the federal government at the same time (21:54), the Guy-bunal gets a chance to way in on some fondly remembered cetaceans for Hall of Guy consideration (38:23).

Be sure to check out Denny's work at NBC Sports, Bad Faith Times, and BlueSky.

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It's time to honor some of the best Cameo Guy performances of the past season, and the Academy turns to the Guy-bunal to deliberate. First, a roundup of what's Making Memories, including: some Saturday Afternoon Lights (03:46); a terf on turf (12:15); the biggest Jets sale this side of the Department of Defense (17:55); and the most uplifting 90 point blowout ever (19:37).

The Guy-bunal takes time to acknowledge some Guys who couldn't crack the nominee list (29:18), before diving into the new class of: an I-95 ornithologist (35:39); a Venusian Woman (42:06); and the third Sedin brother (53:02). After those three, there's still a last chance for cases to be plead for the remaining nominees (57:34) before the formal induction of the Hall of Guy Season 14 Class (1:04:47).

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Before the Guy-bunal introduces their final nominee of the season, they'll speed through what's Making Memories for them, including: a hat trick soccer stories from Xavier involving qualified corruption (04:54); the sequel to Sharktopus (08:01); and some fowl play in Turkiye (10:29); Diaz playing meteorologist with a Mayweather report (12:30); and then James with a eulo-Guy (15:30). Then it's time for the final Cameo Guy to make an appearance in everyone's favorite Arnold Schwarzenegger/Danny DeVito movie involving a genetically modified pregnancy: Twins (20:52).

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If we had a nickel for every Arnold Schwarzenegger/Danny DeVito movie involving a genetically modified pregnancy, we'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot but it's weird that there's two of them

The Guy-bunal returns for another entry in season 14, starting with Memories being Made about a host of items, like: a fallen king (02:49); a poker face (05:46); election cycles (08:14); the ma-Fifa (12:46); court drama (13:37); and our not-better angels (15:27).

Then, it's time for this week's cameo Guy, a Philly favorite who might not have played for the Eagles but who spent plenty of his time with other birds of a feather (17:47).

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