aka White Guys CAN Jump, because there's a lot Making Memories for the Guy-bunal this week including: Diaz figuring out the ontologically correct draft choice for the Philadelphia 76ers (2:14); Xavier going cuckoo for Coco Gauff (10:20); and James with a brand new game called "Contractual Obli-Guy-tions" (12:32) - BUT, once it's time to zoom in on this week's Gamebreaking Guy, it's all about a Guy who leapt into the track-and-field history books without breaking so much as a flopsweat (19:19).

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The Guy-bunal continues to have a smashing time discussing games being broken this season. First off in Making Memories, Xavier throws some dirt on one postseason run that ended (1:29), as well as one that was at least still going at the time of recording (5:39); James takes the crew through the spin cycle with a recap of a Giro-ic effort (10:09); and Diaz tells everybody about why he's feeling Blue (24:01).

Then, Xavier takes the reins this week as a certain game is forever changed when an earthbound athlete takes one small jump for a man but one giant leap for Guy kind (29:02).

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Another doggone convening of the Guy-bunal, who share some Memories being Made with: the Return of the MAAC (2:48); Xavier flying by the seat of his Knickers (7:12); some race-y controveries (9:52); and Not(tingham) missing the Forest for the trees (17:25). Then it's time for this week's Guy, brought to us by Diaz, who has long been shafted by the golf world's collective memory (26.34)

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A new week means it's time for the Guy-bunal to put a new candidate to the testes. Plenty of thing are Making Memories for our crew this time, including: a Wumbo sized set of expectations for another season of the W (2:49); an editorial look at a second draft (9:28); and a baseball name that's in (medium) rare form (16:14). Then for the main course, James has a story about a pitcher who needed some balls to keep throwing strikes (17:43).

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As the Guy-bunal reconvenes for a new era, they first check in with some Memories being Made: some footy finals (2:40), Korean idols (8:03), and delayed international arrivals (13:49). Then following some brief Big Structural Changes (22:19), Xavier uses both hands to serve up a striking Guy (24:13).

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With the first round of May Madness behind them, the Guy-bunal buckles down as they run through the remaining matchups that will help determine their arbitrary champion, starting this week with the Round of 32 (17:35), a mishmash of the Sweet 16 and Elite 8 (53:02), a devastatingly difficult Final Four (1:13:32), and then a 3rd Place Championship (1:20:01) and Final Matchup (1:23:16) to determine who amongst the Hall of Guy inductees is the true Guy of Guys,

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The Guy-bunal has returned, and to get back into the swing of things, it's time for some navel-gazing. After Making Memories turns into a surprise edition of 69 or 420? (02:05), the team has a new MM initialed segment: May Madness (30:09), an NCAA-style single elimination tournament featuring 68 of our favorite Hall of Guy inductees. Join Hosts James and Diaz as they, along with Very Special Guest Xavier, run through the first round in not one (33:55), not two (48:55), not three (1:01:32), but four (1:14:38) regions' worth of matchups before saving the subsequent rounds for next week.

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