I snikt mahself today

To see if I still heal

I focus on the plane

Whiskey's the in-flight meal

The claw tears a hole

The Adamantium sting

They try to kill me every way

But I tank everything

What can be undone?

That Origins trend?

Everyone I know, nope away

Before the end

And you've seen it all

My iconic shirt

I will wear it down

I will make nerds smirk

I'll wear that yellow suit

When Charles gets some hair

I'm full of Yukon Jack

As likely as standing from that chair

Freed the strains of time

My wounds will disappear

You've got that right

In seconds I'm all clear

What can be undone?

Last Stand's end?

Everyone I know, forgets that they

Killed my girlfriend

And you've had it all

My immortal life

I'm the best at what I do

But what I do isn't nice

If I should rise again

An entire franchise away

I would mask myself

For all that cash the studio will pay

This week the Specht Brothers get to the spooky season.

Michael Myers, the Shape of Evil, seeks his revenge!

Michael Myers, the Shape of Eeeevvvvviiiiillllll! This hackneyed hack n' slasher is haunting Haddonfield again like a wafted fart...

Listen here Bub. This week, bub, Logan is going to Japan, bub. You know what's there bub? I'll tell you what's there bub...The Wolverine's there bub.

This week the Spekht Brothers are keeping up with the kombat. Johnny Kage tags along with Earthrealm's khampions to defeat Shao Kahn.

He's the best he is at what he does and what he does isn't reviewed well by customer service...

This week the Specht Brothers learn the secret origin of that mutant mascot, that 5 ft 3 feral fightin' man, ol' knife knucles himself -- the Logerine...

Xcelsior dear listeners! It's here at last; the final story in a storied saga of those uncanny, all-new, all-different, giant-sized X-Men...

It's a dark time for our Men most Xtra. Heroes have fallen, Mutants are hunted, everything is on the brink...

...actually this sounds normal for the X-Men, just this time there's robots...