Weird stories this episode include one on New Jersey lawmakers explicitly defining everything in their Assembly bill 5480 which would ban any type of sexual activity in a government building ...there's also the woman in Maryland accused of leaving every piece of 'please find me' evidence possible at her alleged crime scene for cops to track her down...and there's the guy who fell in love with somebody else's rubber duckie after trespassing on somebody else's property to find his love...and then there was the Australian athlete who literally $#!+ all over the competition while winning a recent HYROX competition in Beijing. Plus...parody ads/songs and celebrity birthdays.

Wild and weird stories this episode include the guy who's been seen occasionally over the past several years riding a bike while letting the breeze blow through his crevices, since he's been seen rolling down trails and roads while wearing nothing but a helmet. Cops would like to catch this guy... Then a bookkeeper is accused of taking out credit cards in her boss' name and the company's...also there's a story about the grand annual gravedigging competition... and Ukraine's Parliament is looking into whether to legalize porn while in the middle of their war. Plus...parody ads/songs and celebrity birthdays.

Weird stories in this episode include one on a guy in Wisconsin accused of leaving young kids at home while breaking into a bar while wearing a Green Bay Packers robe to steal a couple bottles of alcohol, only to fall asleep in bushes a block away... then there's the naked woman in Florida who gave construction w0rkers something to talk about...the California booty sniffing bandit got out of jail just to follow his nose right back to jail...and there are also the cases of missing beer stolen near Liverpool in the UK, and a missing island in British Columbia. Plus... parody ads/songs and celebrity birthdays.

In this collection of bizarre stories...a guy from California was hanging out in Washington DC with a guillotine... two other guys are accused of conning a bunch of women, while exposing how that never ending quest to date a wealthy man can sometimes end with being tricked out of money... and then baby mama drama between a 21 year old man and a 16 year old inside a Chuck E Cheese... and guys were pulling each other's fingers last week in Germany. Stories also include ones on pizza pranks, and Oreo and KFC love affair in China, and a food fight in Spain. Plus...parody ads/songs and celebrity birthdays.

Funny and wild stories in this newscast include one on a postal worker who apparently loved shopping at Menards way too much for her own good... also one on a blind man who sued Boeing over firing him because he wants his job back... some guy in a Chuckie mask chased people around downtown Philly, until a woman karate kicked him in the chest... also robots from all over the world met to show off skills they will use to kill us. Plus...parody ads/songs and celebrity birthdays.

The weird and wild fill another episode...this time we have over 50 cats found all by themselves on a sailboat docked off of Tacoma's shore... there's also the Arizona driver who has to be nominated for 'most ironic arrest,' if that award exists... also two people are accused of popping Xanax pills, walking into a kid's indoor playground and falling asleep among a bunch of kids... and then there was the rich girl in China who reportedly paid for her own tv show, and hired a young actor with whom she had 60 kissing scenes, because she added the make out sessions to the script. Plus...parody ads/songs and celebrity birthdays.

Weird stories this episode include a longtime postal worker in Florida accused of collecting cats from her mail route...a mayor in North Carolina accused of supplementing his income in a way that kept cops busy...also a couple capybaras decided to take a stroll through a state capitol building in Brazil... and an organ in a German church playing a song so slowly that no one on Earth now will hear the end. Plus...parody ads/songs and celebrity birthdays.

Randomly weird stories this episode include a lot of cursing to explain how this theft of cannonballs turned out... also a bride to be is accused of using a not so passive aggressive way of letting her fiancee know the day before the wedding that there should not be a wedding... and there was the happy ending for a monkey who had a sad start to its story out of London... and the smell of 20yr old fermented fish has been wafting over a small Canadian town for two decades, but locals may soon again get to open windows and breathe fresh air. Plus...parody ads/songs and celebrity birthdays.