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In our most dull season finale to date the Fox producers bribe our farmers and their ladies to commit to one another.

Each of our 3 farmers sends one lady home and chooses to "explore " what the future holds with one final lady.

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Michelle and Christine make a meal out of this week's Farmer Wants a Wife nothing burger. The farmers and contestants meet each other's families, collect a wealth of sensible advice, and promptly ignore all of it, while Christine recruits yet another unsuspecting soul into the Recapaholics cult.

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Michelle and Christine recap all the romance, chaos, and cringe from Episode 6. Sean and Carson take tantric yoga too far for Fox but not far enough for OnlyFans. Another lady escapes Brettcatraz, and Braden makes it clear there’s no room for fun in his relationships.

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The farmers put the ladies to work and squeeze in intimate chats with the ladies.

One farmer is feeling the heat because rumor has it he's already made his decision.

One again the only ladies to leave the farm are those who leave on their own accord.

Three ladies remain on each farm and the farmers will narrow it down to 2 next week.

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Liar! Liar! Stetson on fire! Sean gets called out for telling a fib, and Olivia casts more shade than an oak tree. Carsyn cross-examines the girls about who tattled to Braden, but Brittney and Casey can’t handle the truth. Meanwhile, Brett gives Hanna her very own Mississippi Pretty Woman fashion montage.

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The farmers and ladies are off to the races, and the horses aren’t the only ones kicking up dirt. Three new girls, handpicked by the farmers’ family and friends, come galloping in to crash the party and stir up jealousy and drama along the way.

As the ladies jockey for position, Braden uncovers shocking news about Carsyn but dismisses it when he remembers she’s hot. And Sean is accused of lying… after, well, lying.

Who will make it to the finish line, and who’s getting left at the starting gate? Yeehaw!

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Yeehaw! The women are coming to crash the farmers' 24-hour dates!

Thirst-trap Sean flaunts his wealth in hopes the ladies won't notice. Carsyn calls Braden on his Lauren crap in the cutest possible way. While Brett and his mustache take Cassi on a romantic, look-don't-touch date.

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Farmer Wants a Wife is back, and Michelle and Christine are breaking down the premiere episode. We’re wading through the micro-dates as the ladies try to charm the Wranglers off these farmers. With a series of micro-dates, the farmers have to whittle their nine would-be-wifeys down to five. Who’s serving farm-to-table chemistry, and who’s stuck shoveling crap? Let’s get into it.

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