A story of revenge, featuring a corn dog iron maiden.

Gregor Samsa awakens one morning to find out he has been turned into a chicken salad sandwich.

Hwhallace hwimberly somebody or another introduces "Disasterpiece Theatre!"

The internet is a series of tubes with pigeons inside that transfer data to different computers with tiny USB sticks that hang around their necks. And if you don't believe that, you are a sheep, a moron, and an ignoramus.

Crabs have taken over the world. Now what?

The new President learns disturbing facts about candy corn.

Rare Nadir introduces True Conspiracies, a show based on 1000% true events!

A lesbian couple flee a collapsing moon colony. The colony is no longer profitable and so supply shuttles from Earth are stopping. Only those who can afford a ticket back to Earth will survive. As the CEO's daughter tries to secure a ticket for her gutter-punk girlfriend, riots break out. Will they be able to return home?