The Scott Adams School 09/23/2026

## The Scott Adams School — Tuesday, September 22, 2026

Mark Mitchell from the Honest Polling Company returns to class today!

With the midterms getting closer, we’re talking polls, voters, messaging, strategy, and what the numbers are actually telling us. What are Republican voters looking for? Where are campaigns connecting, where might they be coming up short, and what does Mark see happening beneath all the political noise?

No shouting panels. No 47 people talking over each other. Just a good conversation about polling, persuasion, strategy, and what voters appear to be telling us.

Grab your vessel of choice, settle in, and enjoy today’s class.

**A few classroom reminders:**

* These are our opinions and conversations about news, politics, polling, and current events.

* Debate and disagreement are absolutely welcome. Being obnoxious is not.

* Please be kind and respectful to your fellow classmates.

* The Scott Adams moderation team is here and keeping an eye on the chat.

* Language can occasionally get spicy. You’ve been warned. 🌶️

* Like, subscribe, share the show, and invite a friend to class.

* Check out the official Scott Adams merchandise while it’s available. https://www.emblempromos.com/sr/3918384

And don’t wander too far...

**We have a special announcement coming Thursday. 👀**

Now sit back, relax, and enjoy today’s Scott Adams School.

**THE SCOTT ADAMS SCHOOL — MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 21, 2026**

The Home Team is back and kicking off the week with a whole pile of news, current events, persuasion, reframing, and whatever else the simulation decided to dump on our desks over the weekend.

Today we’re digging into:

• The latest from the **Strait of Hormuz** — what’s happening, what’s *not* happening, and what actually matters.

• **Saudi Arabia** dealing with an attack and what that could mean in the bigger picture.

• **Bill Maher** has a very interesting conversation featuring **Jessica Tarlov**. Is this cognitive dissonance? A political bubble? Or are we watching competing realities collide in real time?

• And apparently we need to talk about **Greenland** again. At this rate, maybe we should just start calling it **Orangeland**. 🍊

• Plus plenty of other news, current events, oddities, persuasion opportunities, and things that make us wonder whether the writers of the simulation have started drinking before lunch.

☕ **Grab your vessel of any kind and join us for the Simultaneous Sip.**

**COMING UP THIS WEEK:**

📊 **Tuesday:** Special Guest **Mark Mitchell from the Honest Polling Company** joins the School.

👀 **Thursday:** We have a **special surprise announcement**. That’s all you’re getting for now. Suspense is apparently good for engagement.

**HOUSEKEEPING FROM THE SCHOOL:**

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**IMPORTANT DISCLAIMER FOR THE HUMOR-IMPAIRED:**

These are our **opinions and discussions about news and current events**. Do your own research.

Please do not attempt to take your SATs using information you heard on the Scott Adams School. Results may vary dramatically.

🌶️ And, as always, **language may be spicy.** You’ve been warned.

Thanks for spending part of your Monday with us.

**Be useful. Keep learning. Keep reframing.**