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Lil and Madelyn are BACK just in time to discuss America's Royal Wedding! Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce tied the knot and the gals would have given their left pinkies to go! Big Brother is back - and it's the best part where the cast seems amazing and anything is possible! But have they finally reached a breaking point with all those theatrics? Also back - Real Housewives of Orange County, and there is much to celebrate as Queen Victoria regains her rightful throne. We pour one out for Real Housewives of Rhode Island, and make a quick stop in Scotland for Real Housewives of Atlanta. But is Below Deck quietly the best franchise of them all? Lil says The Valley is a hard watch but Madelyn is actually kind of enjoying it? Over on 90 Day Fiance she also enjoys #LAKELIFE so what does that say about her?! They are both still hoping Katie gets the help that she needs, and that the rest of these ladies WTFU!!!! They also touch on 90 Day Last Resort a.k.a Therapy Castle.

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Taylor Swift was everywhere this week and it really gave the girls a thrill! Lil finally finished Hacks and has an upsetting hot take (don’t worry she still loved it). In the Bravosphere the Summer House reunion ended with a FLOP, but apparently it’s not over yet! The new Real Housewives of Orange County trailer is giving throwback in the best way, while The Real Housewives of Rhode Island reunion looks are giving an early aughts nightmare. The Real Housewives of Atlanta are the current gold standard, while The Valley is just kinda... there. Meanwhile over on 90 Day Fiancé, there might be something really wrong with Catie, Mido’s days are hopefully numbered, and there might actually be TWO love stories for our time! The girls are also asking the important questions: where does society stand on the name “Harvey?” Can you actually catch fish with Kool-Aid soaked hot dogs? And what the hell is so wrong with Madelyn’s eyebrows?!

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From Dua Lipa to Susan Boil, Lil came with an agenda of pop culture hot takes to get off her chest! In the Bravosphere, the ladies wrap up their first Below Deck charter - but will they set sail again? The Summer House Reunion Part 2 left much to be desired, Real Housewives of Atlanta was kind of a trigger for Madelyn and her chompers, and Rhode Island was a lil scary (they are lookin at you Liz)! Over on 90 Day Fiancé, Mido might be auditioning for the next Will and Grace reboot, Rashit and Mallory might be a love story for our time, and Shea might actually be soulmates with Catie! On 90 Day Last Resort these bitches do what they do best, and pick women apart. Threads are never the answer!

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The girls are together up close and personal. But don't look Lil in the eye! They start in the Valley - which is a car crash they can't look away from. Thoughts and prayers for Jason's knee, and his ambulance bill. Real Housewives of Rhode Island is giving overacting, while Real Housewives of Atlanta is giving ass ass ass (we are lookin' at you Shamea). There is sad news out of the 90 Day Universe - sending REAL thoughts and prayers to Jenny and Summit. Meanwhile 90 Day Fiance continues with new couples, editors trolling children, and one gag-worthy bubble bath (and not in the good way).

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The gals are making up for missing last week by dropping this week's episode early! They start by catching up on the magic of that fight between Angela and Pinky on The Real Housewives of Atlanta, followed by their thoughts on giant slip and slides and Ashley's constant crying over on The Real Housewives of Rhode Island. Things are getting really dark over on The Valley, and we have a brand new season of 90 Day Fiance with a whole new batch of crazies! All this plus a guest appearance from mom, shoe TikTok, and what the hell is going on with this Mr. Fantasy thing?!

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The gals know this episode is late, okay?! They're sorry! This week they get into the lack of excitement from the currently airing Bravo shows this week (The Valley, Ladies of London, The Real Housewives of Rhode Island, The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, and The Real Housewives of Atlanta), and attempt to buy a Fangie. Then they discuss the magic of part 1 of the 90 Day Fiance Before the 90 Days tell all. Nigerian curses are a thing, people! All this plus what's going on on Survivor, short haircuts, and dogs pooping where they shouldn't be!

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The gals are wasting no time this week getting right into the leaked audio from the Summer House reunion! There's also much to discuss with The Real Housewives of Rhode Island (do pizza chips actually sound good?) Ladies of London, and part 1 of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills reunion. Lil did some research into K. Michelle after this episode of The Real Housewives of Atlanta, and The Valley has never been more relatable. They wrap it all up discussing the epic finale of 90 Day Fiance Before the 90 Days! All this plus a chat about GLP1s, "flirting" with your brother-in-law (gross), and how bad of an insult is it really to call someone a freak?