It’s Halloween on Rare Breeds, so you know we had to come in dressed up. Caitlin is a nun, and Karsyn is Caitlin: lawn chair, Stanley full of wine, giant vape, the whole look. Fair warning, this one is better on video.

We’re also sitting next to a skeleton with no name, so help us out in the comments.

Logan’s last day at the office meant one final prank on Caitlin. It took a week and a half of planning, a fake lunch, a full set of racing contingency decals, and a lot of Saran Wrap. Then she had to drive through town and pick up her kids like that. The reaction videos are everything.

Then it’s Messy Draft, zombie apocalypse edition. We each pick a team, and somebody gets picked purely to be the sacrifice. Joe Exotic and Carole Baskin make the list, and of course so does Wilson.

Last up is Text Him or Wreck Him. We’re going through some of the best Reddit stories including a bar crawl he didn’t want her at, a girl who got a lot more than she bargained for in LA, a hidden camera plugged into a wall, a woman who asked to take a bite of someone else’s taco, and a grown man scared of Monster House. Plus, Halloween decorating, couples costume ideas, and an unplanned coyote hunting story.

Happy Halloween!

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Karsyn bought two bottles of wine -- for $77 each. Turns out Total Wine sells the same thing for $14; and the guy who sold it to her didn’t say a word.

Then Caitlin tells her story of walking into a gravity room completely sober and has not been right since. We’re talking permanent vertigo, an elderly couple that looked like they were escaping the Titanic, and a pregnant woman nobody warned.

Since it’s October, we went through every way we’d die in a horror movie. We both try to talk to the killer. One of us would sleep through the whole thing and honestly, we just don’t do well with people trying to tell us what to do.

Then we’re off to Feral Feud and trying to figure out the most popular answers to burning questions like: what guys lie about on a first date, what you hope your date doesn’t notice (an ex’s name tattooed on you, anyone?), and the best ghost dating bio. We got “no baggage, I’m already buried” way too late.

Two fun ones on Text Him or Wreck Him: He told her in the car that he hooked up with the girl who just hugged her goodbye. And a second date that ended with a guy peeing in the street. One text, one wreck – you might be surprised about this one.

Next, we’re getting into more serious conversations like being married and sleeping in separate rooms. Genius or a red flag? Apparently younger couples are trying “sleep divorces,” and we have thoughts.

Would you do a sleep divorce? They’re also revisiting Karsyn’s rule for men to keep sim racing rigs out of the living room after some feedback disagreeing (shockingly it wasn’t a woman pushing back on this).

Next week is the Halloween episode. Costumes are happening --- but Caitlin is already leaning into a Jack Sparrow vibe on this episode, you’ll see.

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Caitlin went viral, and the internet has questions. A video of her sisters dogpiling her husband has millions of views, and the comment section is convinced they’ve found the next season of Sister Wives. They haven’t…Probably. Caitlin walks us through how two sisters ended up married to two brothers, we read the best comments out loud, and then we read her husband’s ‘official statement.’ Yes, he wrote one and it involves a brisket.

Then it’s Messy Draft: Halloween costumes that peaked in a specific year and need to stay there. We’ve got strong feelings about Harley Quinn, morph suits, and the blow-up costume nobody’s parent asked for. Got a spooky season idea for the show? Send it our way.

On One of Us Must Go, the newest segment in the Rare Breeds lineup, Caitlin and Karsyn decide who has to negotiate with the aliens after first contact goes horribly wrong. Then Texoma Requiem: keep him or dump him? Plus, Wilson’s origin story ($300, a field in Oklahoma) and a very honest Verity movie review.

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