With his signature humor, Vance Michel aka Vito Blaze reflects on the absurdities of fame, the challenges of modern relationships, and even touches on the recent shooting incident involving Offset. Expect a rollercoaster of emotions as Vito throws flames on these hot topics and more!

00:00 - Vito Blaze says McDonald's should stop gatekeeping extra ketchup

00:48 - Rapid Flames podcast is just me, holding it down by myself

01:21 - Megan D. Stallion and NBA star Klay Thompson split in April

04:50 - Vince: Megan and Clay broke up after six months of dating

09:30 - Without Joe Jackson, we wouldn't even have Michael Jackson, LeBron says

13:56 - Michael Jackson fans will love this movie, and any Michael Jackson fan too will

17:19 - Someone broke an ice sculpture that Drake had dropped in Toronto last week

20:53 - Some streamer got lucky. Peter found a blue folder hidden within some ice blocks

26:34 - We got to get back to the flame throwing, man. Even though it didn't get to you or even though you ain't heard it

27:04 - Offset was shot and injured on April 6th outside a Florida casino

30:53 - President Donald Trump evacuated from gala dinner after gunman opens fire

In this episode of the Rapid Flames Podcast, Vance and Saba talk about authenticity in podcasts, A woman murdered in Minneapolis by ICE, and Daniel Stern's Legal troubles and more

00:00 - Some podcasts begin a fake jolly mode before starting a podcast

00:23 - Vance Michelle welcomes Saba J to the podcast

03:38 - Vance says sometimes he'll do something to somebody and then forget it

07:03 - The only reason why they keep coming back is for the crack

09:39 - It's like Walmart and whatever. You're a corporation. Oh, yo, you know what

09:52 - Home Alone star Daniel Stern gets arrested for allegedly soliciting a prostitute

13:33 - Home Alone store busted in California after cops say he used hired help

14:07 - Daniel Stern was cited for allegedly trying to hire an escort

17:02 - You can't be a pimp, but you can't get caught

20:13 - I respect women. Matter of fact, I, I say this a lot on podcast

26:28 - Vance Michelle recommends cheap wine because it's good for the heart

29:41 - If you snorted rockets in fifth grade, you ended up doing drugs

33:09 - My dad smoked, and he actually rolled his own cigarettes

36:24 - You're always surprised by how long crackheads are still alive

39:32 - Robotos: Good casting for role Models, good cast

41:49 - I love using old words. I was using goodbye bottom the other day of fact

44:53 - It's the Grammarly that got me. Once I wrote that joke, I felt like I actually wrote

46:05 - All lives matter. Remember when we were signed, say, black lives matter

49:34 - White people don't like the cause that she went down for

52:44 - You gotta watch Police Academy. Are you saying Police Academy should be watched today

55:25 - Yo, you gotta binge the same shows. Right now I'm binging house, right?

56:29 - Rapid Flames podcast

Join Vance and his stand-in co-host Saba Jakeman as they dive into the complexities of modern friendships, the absurdities of social media, and the wild world of adult entertainment. With their signature humor, they explore what it really means to be "friends" in the digital age, discuss the intricacies of Saba's new job in the industry, and share hilarious anecdotes about their experiences. Expect a mix of candid conversations and unexpected insights as they tackle everything from the challenges of performing stand-up comedy to the latest pop culture happenings. Get ready for a hilarious ride!

00:00 - Rapid Flames podcast is hosted by Vance Michelle and Saba Jakeman

03:55 - Comedian says his day job is more shameful than being a comic

07:29 - Can you keep it up two hours? Can you not have STDs

07:39 - Liam Neeson should have been in porn, Phil says

11:00 - The Gooners are fun though. They have humor. They're more interesting to talk than other accounts

13:06 - Jerking off before heart attack slowed down my heart rate, man

15:50 - I'm managing the Filipinos and learning English. But at first it's nerve wracking

19:24 - Porn is not consumed as much over there as it is over here

21:25 - Apparently Venezuela got the largest crude oil

24:46 - Donald Trump allegedly kidnapped a Venezuelan man, sparking conspiracy theories

27:36 - Why you think LA is up right now under Schwarzenegger

29:31 - Well, Venezuela president, I'm just gonna say, good luck

32:09 - Vito Blaze Song

38:40 - Professor Cast: What is Cosby doing now? I have no clue

41:09 - Were you a fan of Bill Cosby's stand up

42:19 - What was your favorite thing of 2025? What did you think

44:34 - Your hot take for 2025 is that you've been a lazy

46:33 - Telling people about the host thing too. You know how much stressful it adds to me

50:31 - Stand up as your therapy, you're just stand up for therapy

52:16 - Okay, well, speaking on that turn, let's get to my 2025 predictions

52:47 - So my take for the 2025. What's your favorite thing for 2025

54:49 - Hosting has helped me write new jokes, so that's been fun

58:10 - black people in between takes

59:35 - Dave says people need to calm down over Nicki Minaj controversy

01:02:54 - Rapid Flames podcast is hosted by Vance Michel & Saba Jakeman