Grab a Church Chortles shirt! Use code "CHORTLE15" to get 15% off your first purchase!: https://church-chortles-shop.fourthwall.com/pages/fall-26-drop Today the Chortles went over many Bible Characters and whether or not we could beat them in a fight. The tiers are: Would Squash, Close Win, Draw, Close Loss, We Die. Let us know what you thought in the comments. Enjoy! Audio platforms - Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/5Fx9j0VRXFNL34MkX6qEmx?si=YoQ9eq0ERm-gHRLVLOPFkw Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/church-chortles/id1764672020?i=1000675844558 Chortle Lounge channel: https://youtube.com/@thechortlelounge?si=R8TxKClusaOwzMmg Peyton YT: https://youtube.com/@thepeytonwright?si=AsZLCDwtphtzgGp- Twitch: https://twitch.tv/thepeytonwright Ryan YT: https://youtube.com/@theryanwright?si=mHsxkP8DEdWtJ51Y Twitch: https://twitch.tv/ryanwright Kyle YT: https://youtube.com/@iamklye?si=oEeGUzV2U6hcbkPT Twitch: https://twitch.tv/iamklye Carter Twitch: https://twitch.tv/theckim40 Chapters: 0:00 Start Here 2:30 Topic 5:01 Tiers 7:28 Jesus Christ 9:54 Matthew 11:21 Peter 13:38 Little James 15:19 Moses 18:55 Lot’s Wife 21:22 Abraham 24:06 Isaac 26:07 Jacob 29:46 Elisha’s Bullies 33:15 Sampson 36:08 Ruth 38:46 King Saul 40:34 David 42:00 Goliath 44:00 Solomon 46:40 Job’s Wife 48:53 Judas Maccabeus 51:40 Lame Man at Bethsaida 53:55 Barabbas 55:21 Women at Tomb 57:06 Paul 59:57 Zacchaus 1:03:45 John the Baptizer 1:06:02 John the Beloved