On today’s Quiet Please!, Mel and Kira discuss Nelly Korda’s dominance after her second win in a row and ask the question- "is she the best golfer in the world, man or woman?" They discuss Cam Young's domination, news and notes, and LIV losing funding from Saudia Arabia's PIF. What does it all MEAN?!

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Mel and Kira dive into Nelly Korda’s dominant Chevron win at Memorial Park to become a three-time major champion and world No.1, and all the news and notes from Houston. Mel discovers male attention when she wears her hair down, two Fitzpatricks will now be on the PGA Tour, and is public shaming the best way to make changes in slow play? Also, they react to Jim Furyk being named U.S. Ryder Cup captain.

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Mel and Kira catch up on thrilling office upgrades, including the Masters mini-gnome, plus Ollie’s long-hair donation plan. Mel recaps LPGA action in LA as JM Eagle boosts the purse to $4.75M and Hannah Green wins in a playoff for her fourth victory this year. They preview the first women's major of the year amid Chevron’s move to Memorial Park in Houston, TX, and debate the attempt to recreate Poppy’s Pond, with some recommendations for a new Texas tradition (mechanical bull). They also unpack rumors of LIV funding trouble, and celebrate Fitzy’s win at the RBC Heritage over Scottie Scheffler, amid heckling.

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Rory McIlroy is a Masters Champion (again!). Mel and Kira break down Rory’s repeat victory, go through all of the storylines you might’ve missed, and give their takes along the way. Plus Mel’s run in with a ghost and Kira’s time Under the Umbrellas.

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Masters week is finally here and the picks are in. Mel and Kira take you through some of the biggest storylines and their predictions for who the winners of the week will be. Plus, they revisit the Augusta National Women's Amateur and the Drive, Chip, and Putt, and talk all things merch, life in Augusta (Mel is thriving), and Kira's adventures Under the Umbrellas so far.

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On this episode of Quiet Please! Kira apparently hates quarter zips and Mel anticipates getting posher. They check in on the Ford Championship, Hyo Joo Kim’s continued dominance, and give lots of love to Gary Woodland coming off his Houston Open win. Also, Under the Umbrellas is back, Alex Fitzpatrick wins on the DP World Tour, and the drama on The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives.

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On this episode of Quiet Please! Mel and Kira join the Fitz pace of play discourse, discuss Hyo Joo Kim’s LPGA win and Scottie Scheffler withdrawing from the 2026 Texas Children’s Houston Open to grow his family (congrats, Schefflers!). Also, Norwegians are really good at sports, Mel has her green card interview, and Kira wonders if they have "Friends" over the pond (they do).

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On this episode of Quiet Please! Kira starts off the show with a huge shush of the week for her 24 hour travel marathon, and Mel tries to turn this into a Mormon Wives podcast. Also, they pitch some sponsors for Ludvig Aberg, ponder a Skechers purchase, and Mel gets fired up over electric bikes.

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