How’s Our Driving?

🚨NFL WARS, ADAM SANDLER MOVIES, & PRICE MATCHING A LARCENY CHARGE 🚨

This week on The Pour Choices Show, we tackle some of life’s most important questions... like why cheating is called cheating, whether judges are allowed to practice law, and if you can legally argue a lower price after being arrested for grand theft.

We kick things off with a debate that immediately gets us into trouble: would you rather be a Democrat or a woman? Then David follows it up with a joke about pandas that somehow manages to offend multiple demographics simultaneously. Strong start.

From there, things only get more ridiculous.

Chris gives an update on his missing Scotty Cameron putter saga, proving once again that the internet remains undefeated when it comes to separating people from their money. We also discuss how the placement of a single italicized word can completely change the meaning of a sentence, which is probably the most educational thing that happens all episode.

Then we go down the rabbit hole:

• Why jetpacks still aren’t everywhere
• Whether you can "price match" your way out of a felony
• If sitting judges can still practice law
• Why Quora never answers the question you actually clicked on

Naturally, we also squeeze in some completely normal activities like:

• Guessing Adam Sandler movies from his face
• A Three Blind Mice trap remix nobody asked for
• Building the ultimate all-time NFL team from random franchises
• And the most important sports question of all: if every NFL team became its mascot and went to war, who wins?

We wrap it up with unbelievable facts, everyday bits people use in conversation, and a paper-folding fact that makes exponential growth feel like black magic with office supplies.

It’s sports, weird legal questions, internet scams, random trivia, and two grown men treating ridiculous hypotheticals with the seriousness of a Supreme Court hearing.

If you like comedy podcasts with chaotic energy, sports debates, bizarre facts, and conversations that go from jetpacks to felony loopholes in under ten minutes… you’re in the right place.

👇 WATCH NOW BEFORE THE TITANS DEFEAT THE JETS 👇

Chapters

00:00 – INTRO
03:33 – WHY DO THEY CALL IT “CHEATING”?
06:57 – WOULD YOU RATHER BE A DEMOCRAT OR A WOMAN?
10:23 – WHAT SUCKS ABOUT BEING A PANDA?
11:25 – GUESS THE COWORKER’S NAME
14:17 – THE MISSING PUTTER UPDATE
24:54 – THE IMPORTANCE OF ITALICIZED WORD PLACEMENT
27:27 – WHY DON’T MORE PEOPLE HAVE JETPACKS?
34:53 – CAN YOU PRICE MATCH GRAND THEFT?
38:52 – CAN A SITTING JUDGE PRACTICE LAW?
40:50 – WHY QUORA IS USELESS
44:51 – THREE BLIND MICE TRAP REMIX
47:16 – WOULD YOU RATHER
52:53 – BUILD THE ULTIMATE ALL-TIME NFL TEAM
59:31 – NFL MASCOT BATTLE ROYALE
1:03:48 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES
1:06:15 – ASK REDDIT: UNBELIEVABLE FACTS
1:11:02 – FOLDING PAPER TO THE MOON
1:12:02 – ASK REDDIT: BITS YOU USE IN EVERYDAY CONVERSATION
1:16:42 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
1:20:04 – OUTRO

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How’s Our Driving?

🚨NINJA TURTLES, BARKING DUCKS & CHRIS GETTING SCAMMED… AGAIN! 🚨

This week on The Pour Choices Show, we celebrate Episode 120 the only way we know how… by debating biblical ages, barking ducks, pancake identity crises, and how many seagulls would need to appear in your bedroom before you assumed someone was targeting you psychologically.

We kick things off by asking Joe what he’d do with a completely free 120 minutes, before immediately spiraling into a discussion about his new ducks… which apparently don’t quack so much as bark like tiny feathery intruders.

Then things get aggressively stupid.

David confidently tries tying the significance of Episode 120 to Noah living 120 years… only to discover Noah allegedly lived to almost 950 and it was Moses who hit 120. Which somehow makes this podcast feel less educational than originally intended.

From there, we tackle the important questions:
• Why were TURTLES chosen to be ninjas?
• What animal has the longest tongue?
• If you mix vanilla and chocolate soft serve, do both flavors survive?
• And if pancake batter goes into a waffle maker… what exactly comes out?

Naturally, this leads into complete chaos.

We debate the single app you’d keep forever, blind-rank various “11s,” and eventually Chris joins the show to reveal he got scammed AGAIN… this time by dropping off his $500 Scotty Cameron putter on a random persons porch that he thought was a refinishing company, only to realize it was basically sent into the void.

Then the internet nonsense begins:
• “I LOVE YOU” trap remix
• Ruining famous movies by adding one word
• Guessing movies in 10 words or less
• AskReddit questions about outdated problems younger people never experienced
• Adult responsibilities everyone is secretly improvising
• And what an “OK, Boomer” digital assistant would actually say

It’s nostalgia, dumb debates, scams, movie games, and three grown men confidently analyzing things nobody should ever overthink.

If you like comedy podcasts with chaotic energy, ridiculous hypotheticals, internet humor, and conversations that somehow go from ducks to biblical history in under five minutes… you’re in the right place.

👇 WATCH NOW BEFORE THE SEAGULLS SHOW UP 👇

Chapters

00:00 – INTRO
0:32 – WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH A FREE 120 MINUTES?
4:37 – IF IT BARKS LIKE A DUCK
7:32 – MOSES’ ARK
10:24 – THE LONGEST TONGUE IN THE ANIMAL KINGDOM
12:09 – WHY DID THEY PICK TURTLES TO BE NINJAS?
13:09 – HOW MANY SEAGULLS BEFORE YOU’RE SUSPICIOUS?
14:36 – WHAT’S IN YOUR LIFE MUSEUM GIFT SHOP?
16:56 – DOES CHOCOLATE/VANILLA SWIRL ACTUALLY WORK?
18:30 – PANCAKES VS WAFFLES IDENTITY CRISIS
20:20 – ONE APP FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE
25:56 – BLIND RANK 11’S
32:06 – WELCOMING BACK OUR COHOST
34:05 – CHRIS GOT SCAMMED AGAIN
45:33 – ­“I LOVE YOU” TRAP REMIX
50:57 – RUINING MOVIES BY ADDING ONE WORD
56:51 – GUESS THE MOVIE IN 10 WORDS OR LESS
1:01:45 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES
1:06:34 – ASK REDDIT: PROBLEMS YOUNGER PEOPLE DON’T UNDERSTAND
1:12:19 – ASK REDDIT: ADULT THINGS YOU’RE STILL WINGING
1:17:35 – ASK REDDIT: “OK, BOOMER” DIGITAL ASSISTANT
1:19:48 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
1:21:51 – OUTRO

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How’s Our Driving?

🚨 IMMORTAL SHARKS, THC GRANDPAS & SCIENCE FACTS THAT SOUND COMPLETELY FAKE 🚨

This week on The Pour Choices Show, we dive headfirst into the terrifying realization that nature is basically one giant horror movie written by a scientist with too much free time.

We start simple enough:
Why aren’t jetpacks everywhere yet?
Did the chicken or the egg come first?
Do morticians remove braces before burial?

Then things get weird fast.

Chris asks David which eye is dominant, leading to the realization that apparently your body can just freelance different settings whenever it wants. We also debate what single gene we’d change about ourselves before immediately derailing into dating profile Mad Libs and a logic puzzle involving water buckets that somehow turns into a full IQ test.

Then the episode descends beautifully into chaos:

• Rugrats trivia that exposes our aging brains
• Chris taking a food safety certification test like he’s applying to the FBI
• David’s dad accidentally drinking a THC cream soda while babysitting
• A “Down By The Bay” trap remix that absolutely should not exist
• A horrifying realization that the winner of a global fight tournament would only need 33 wins to become world champion

Then we hit the science segment… and humanity starts feeling very small.

We talk about:
• Sharks that can live for centuries
• Lobsters that basically refuse to die
• Salamanders that weaponize their own ribs
• Ticks that can make you allergic to meat
• How we know more about the moon than our own oceans

And somehow, despite all that nightmare fuel, we still end up discussing unnecessary Harry Potter lore we’d post if we hijacked JK Rowling’s Twitter account for a day.

It’s science, chaos, nostalgia, dumb hypotheticals, and the kind of random knowledge that permanently changes the way you look at sharks, oceans, and cream soda.

If you like comedy podcasts with bizarre facts, ridiculous conversations, pop culture debates, and enough useless knowledge to ruin family dinners… you’re in the right place.

👇 WATCH NOW BEFORE A TICK MAKES YOU ALLERGIC TO BACON 👇

Chapters

00:00 – INTRO
3:48 – WHY AREN’T JETPACKS EVERYWHERE?
7:47 – THE CHICKEN OR THE EGG?
8:22 – DO PEOPLE GET BURIED WITH BRACES?
10:20 – EYE DOMINANCE CONFUSION
13:26 – WHAT GENE WOULD YOU CHANGE?
15:39 – DATING PROFILE MAD LIBS
20:36 – THE 5 GALLON / 3 GALLON WATER PROBLEM
25:04 – RUGRATS TRIVIA
31:54 – PROCTORED FOOD SAFETY TEST
39:12 – WOODSTOCK ‘69
50:31 – “DOWN BY THE BAY” TRAP REMIX
53:06 – 3D PRINT OF THE WEEK
54:41 – ONLY 33 FIGHTS TO BECOME WORLD CHAMPION?
56:58 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES
1:01:09 – ASK REDDIT: SCIENTIFIC DISCOVERIES THAT SOUND FAKE
1:10:25 – ASK REDDIT: JK ROWLING TWITTER LORE
1:17:00 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
1:20:16 – THIS DAY IN HISTORY
1:22:20 – OUTRO

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