(00:00:00) — Airline rage: JetBlue snacks, Delta trauma, and Biscoff as a war crime.

(00:03:30) — Zach Bryan’s sobriety post + Brianna Chickenfry déjà vu.

(00:11:05) — Queen Camilla’s “weight loss” gaffe + hypnotist diets of the British elite.

(00:17:10) — Meghan Markle’s Harper’s Bazaar profile: duchess announcements & jam philosophy.

(00:26:40) — The NYT surrogacy scandal: forged signatures, Zoom fraud, and 15 children.

(00:37:12) — Secret Lives of Mormon Wives: Jessi, Jordan’s TikTok blackmail, and a chaotic marriage.

(00:41:55) — Meghan King loses custody: the strange CPS timeline.

(00:44:16) — Bill Belichick at 24-year-old girlfriend’s adult cheer nationals + Jordon Hudson’s glam.

(00:47:33) — RHOSLC: Todd & Bronwyn’s surreal open-marriage convo.

(00:53:40) — Britani vs. Jared: creek fights, wedge heels, and fifth-grade flirting.

(00:56:00) — Lisa & John Barlow: marriage unraveling on camera.

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(00:00:00) – Layla Joins the Show: Season 3 reactions, Jessie confrontation setup, and Marciano bombshell fallout.

(00:05:12) – The Kiss, the Cialis & the Lie Detector: Jessie’s texts, Jordan overhearing everything, and why Marciano’s Botox face wasn’t giving anything away.

(00:10:24) – Demi vs. The Villa Timeline: The accusations, the confusion, the face-times, and why the girls felt emotionally manipulated.

(00:15:36) – Is There a Layla & Demi Friendship Left?: Layla breaks down boundaries, cordial coexistence, and the moment she stopped believing Demi’s version.

(00:26:00) – Whitney and Layla on Dancing With the Stars: How Whitney’s season arc shifted, why she ran to St. George, and where friendships stand now.

(00:31:12) – Filming Logistics & The Reality of MomTok Fame: Five-day shooting weeks, who films the most, why kids stay off camera, and protecting boundaries.

(00:36:24) – The Mormon Community, Image Management & Garments Era: Initial backlash, cultural shifts, and how converting helped Layla during a dark chapter.

(00:41:36) – Hair Journeys, Identity & Reclaiming Self-Image: Layla’s switch to a new hairstylist, the emotional weight of fitting in, and the sweetest glow-up.

(00:46:48) – Sex, Orgasm Taboo & Mormon Girlhood: Vibrators, sexual shame, becoming orgasmic, and the DMs that poured in after Layla opened up.

(00:52:00) – Taylor, Dakota & the Endless Loop: Did Dakota hook up with a “friend”? Did he hook up with Leanne? (No.) Their impossible chemistry examined.

(00:56:12) – Post-Interview Chat: Lauren and Chanler grace us with their presence and chat about the weekly topics.

(01:10:50) – BravoCon Energy & The Return of Flipping Out: Jeff Lewis is coming back, Chandler battles loyalty to Heather McDonald, and the girls debate the greatest shows on Bravo.

(01:14:50) – Wendy Williams: Conservatorship, Not Dementia: The reveal that Wendy doesn’t have dementia, $200k Uber Eats bill, and how banks flag erratic spending.

(01:20:00) – The Tina Brown Era Returns: Why Tina is core to Pop Apologists history, her NYT interview, and why they’re obsessed.

(01:26:00) – Queen Elizabeth Shielding Prince Andrew: How the late Queen’s loyalty shielded Andrew, creating an environment where he stayed safely tucked behind palace walls even as pressure mounted.

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Lauren and Chanler are back, and the delusion is in-season. From Golden Bachelor heartbreak to Kardashian conspiracies, the girls spiral through the week’s most unserious chaos — with morally corrupt pranks, PR flops, and billionaire birthday parties galore.

Lauren kicks things off with a sick-in-the-head deep dive into Gerry Turner’s memoir (yes, the Golden Bachelor himself) and her impassioned “Justice for Theresa” movement. The sisters unpack Lauren’s morally bankrupt auntie era and Pookie & Jett’s Hermès-themed first birthday party for Paloma. Lastly, the sisters break down Kris Jenner’s 70th bash — complete with appearances from Jeff Bezos, Meghan Markle, and Kim K’s TikTok vlog.

They also dive into the All’s Fair premiere, Kim’s alleged bar exam failure, Shay Mitchell’s controversial kids’ skincare line, and a Taylor Swift wedding theory that might just send the internet into cardiac arrest.

(00:00:00) — Tuesday confessionals, NYC weather updates, and prepping for the Layla interview.

(00:03:42) — Lauren’s Golden Bachelor memoir deep dive + the “Smoothies for Theresa” merch moment.

(00:09:15) — The $20 prank that turned Lauren into a morally bankrupt auntie.

(00:14:50) — Pookie & Jett’s Hermès birthday: the influencer-industrial complex strikes again.

(00:22:11) — Kris Jenner’s 70th birthday: Jeff Bezos hosting, Harry & Meghan’s attendance, and Kim K’s party vlog.

(00:27:39) — Meghan Markle pregnancy rumor + Kim’s post-party photo dump drama.

(00:33:08) — Kim fails the bar exam: ChatGPT-coded announcement + “future lawyer” jokes gone wrong.

(00:40:25) — All’s Fair review: Kim’s camp masterpiece + the unrealistic “ass-out” suit.

(00:52:19) — Shay Mitchell’s kids’ skincare line and the unhinged influencer logic behind it.

(00:59:34) — Taylor Swift’s rumored bridesmaids list + wedding speculation spirals.

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Lauren’s back from a 24-hour flu, a hangover, and a full-blown moving meltdown — and somehow lived to tell the tale. Meanwhile, Chanler holds down the fort (and books an exclusive with their celebrity sister, Courtney Grow). Before Chan interviews Courtney, the girls dive in to a couple of headlining stories. From Hugh Jackman’s ex plotting a bombshell tell-all, to David Harbour’s cringe Esquire interview, to Prince Andrew finally being stripped of his titles — the girls cover every messy man making headlines this week.

They also get into Meghan Markle’s latest Page Six rumor, the Vanderpump Rules reboot that nobody asked for, and the rise and fall of The Row’s “cool girl” mystique — before Courtney joins for a deep dive on Botox, luxury retail horror stories, and why she’s done being treated like gum on someone’s shoe.

(00:00:00) — Lauren’s weekend from hell: hungover move, the flu, and Kagen’s “water safety training.”

(00:08:27) — Deborra-Lee Furness’ revenge memoir: Hugh Jackman fallout + “shop that tell-all, baby.”

(00:11:44) — David Harbour’s Esquire interview, Lily Allen’s comeback, and the “artist excuse” for adultery.

(00:15:33) — Millie Bobby Brown’s harassment claim against David Harbour + Netflix’s silence.

(00:34:57) — Prince Andrew stripped of royal titles: why the palace only acts when it’s self-preservation.

(00:40:10) — Vanderpump Rules reboot: why lightning never strikes twice.

(00:46:19) — Courtney Grow joins: Botox, Sculptra, and exosome intel.

(00:54:00) — The Row drama: influencer backlash, jelly shoe horror stories, and sample-sale delusion.

(01:08:00) — Luxury retail icks: “oh honey, we don’t messenger to Brooklyn.”

(01:10:00) — Marriage after four kids: sex, exhaustion, and staying connected.

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Lauren and Chan are back for Episode 300 (!) and the pop culture chaos did not take a week off. From The Row’s unhinged sample sale — where minimalism met full delusion — to Lily Allen’s scathing divorce album, the girls unpack every inch of the internet’s collective spiral.

They also dive into Lori Loughlin’s marriage fallout (and the rumors that won’t die), Nara Smith’s suspiciously glamorous postpartum content, and why men — from Hugh Jackman to David Harbour — will, indeed, fail you every time.

(00:00:00) — Back in the studio: weekend wedding + running into an ex - the reality vs our fantasies.

(00:18:00) — The Row sample-sale deep dive: lines, $900 blazers, and why the internet lost it.

(00:24:00) — Row receipts: what actually looked good (and what looked like Banana Republic).

(00:29:00) — Lori Loughlin & Mossimo Giannulli: rumors, strip-club reports and prenup talk.

(00:41:22) —Katy Perry and Justin Trudeau seen leaving Crazy Horse in Paris.

(00:45:00) — Nara Smith: postpartum photo debate — virtue messaging vs. thirst trap.

(00:52:00) — Trigger Warning: the new, horrifying allegations against Prince Andrew.

(01:04:00) — Lily Allen — West End Girl: the album as a breakup audiobook + David Harbour fallout.

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Lauren and Chan are back this week breaking down the royal exile heard ’round the world — Prince William reportedly won’t invite Prince Andrew to his coronation. Then, Gwyneth Paltrow calls her biographer a “hack” (and compares herself to Steve Jobs). Jennifer Lopez’s ex-husband also reappears with a full Notes App essay, Kristen Bell accidentally offends the internet, and The Louvre’s missing jewels become the chicest crime of the year.

00:00 — Chanler’s influencer trip with Courtney & Lauren’s water crisis in Puerto Rico

09:10 — The viral “money must flow” theory and Ben’s reaction to spending

11:05 — Kristen Bell’s dark anniversary caption during Domestic Violence Awareness Month

24:30 — Gwyneth Paltrow’s British Vogue interview and her “hack” comment about Amy Odell

31:10 — J.Lo’s ex-husband’s unhinged Instagram essay about their 11-month marriage

40:55 — John Stamos calls Lori Loughlin’s ex “a terrible narcissist”

48:55 — The Mango founder’s deadly “fall” and suspicious family drama

58:40 — The Louvre’s crown jewel heist — how it happened in 7 minutes

1:04:20 — Prince William won’t invite Prince Andrew to his coronation

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It’s The Life of a Showgirl week, and Lauren & Chanler are in full Swiftie-monastery mode 🎧🥂. From champagne chaos to lyrical deep dives, the sisters break down Taylor’s new album track by track — from the haunting beauty of “The Fate of Ophelia” and the cinematic glow of “Elizabeth Taylor,” to the swagger of “Father Figure” and the ache of “Eldest Daughter.” They unpack fan theories, emotional whiplash, and what this new Taylor era really says about growing up in public. 🔥📚

00:00 — 🥂 Cold open: champagne mishap, “we’re ensconced,” and setting the stage for Showgirl

03:40 — 🎧 First-listen vs. private-listen energy — what this album demands from its listeners

07:05 — ✨ A special message from Lauren for Swifties contending with this album

11:15 — 📈 Lyric discourse & “range” talk — the internet’s hottest takes meet Pop Apologists analysis

16:50 — 🌀 Track 1: The Fate of Ophelia — Hamlet lore, megaphone/TNT references, and dance-bop redemption

21:00 — 💍 Track 2: Elizabeth Taylor — Portofino, engagement reads, and “cry my eyes violet” becomes canon

29:20 — 🌈 Track 3: Opalite — opal-sky joy, lightness after darkness, and a subtle jab at the phone-obsessed ex

36:40 — 🕴️ Track 4: Father Figure — Borchetta-to-Braun power flip, mob-movie fantasy, and “this empire belongs to me”

47:10 — 💌 Track 5: Eldest Daughter — internet apathy vs. sincerity, bridge of the album, “I said I was busy — that was a lie”

54:25 — 🕯️ Track 6: Ruin the Friendship — false Blake Lively hopes, grief, nostalgia, and second-period heartbreak

1:03:00 — 💋 Track 7: Actually Romantic — the Charlie XCX feud unpacked, petty meets poetic

1:11:50 — 🪩 Track 8: Wi$h Li$t — ambition, consumerism, and the cost of wanting everything

1:19:15 — 🌲 Track 9: Wood — sensual domestic peace and the “grown-up” Taylor love song

1:27:05 — 🔥 Track 10: Cancelled! — chaos, commentary, and whether it’s satire or self-own

1:34:30 — 🍯 Track 11: Honey — sweetness, defiance, and soft healing energy

1:38:10 — 🎭 Track 12: The Life of a Showgirl (ft. Sabrina Carpenter) — a shimmering closer on fame, femininity & control

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