We kick off with an intro-music meltdown (ft. cursed AI jingle) before diving into Taylor Swift album week—no leaks, only joy. Then Selena Gomez & Benny Blanco’s whimsical wedding, the viral Taylor “toast” rumor, and Super Bowl halftime buzz. Sister Wives returns with Cody & Robyn’s monogamy vows and chaos, followed by the shock split of Nicole Kidman & Keith Urban, Reese’s spot-on impression, and our call to rename the fandom (RIP Papa Apostles 😅).

00:00 — ⏰ Intro Music Meltdown: our theme song fails + AI jingle disaster

05:00 — 🎧 Taylor Swift Album Week: why we’re banning leaks and spoilers

08:00 — 🛋️ Therapy & Scheduling: keeping sane during launch week

12:00 — 💍 Selena Gomez & Benny Blanco’s Wedding: details on the ceremony + guests

16:30 — 🥂 Taylor Swift’s Speech at the Wedding: breaking down the viral “toast” rumor

22:30 — ☂️ Selena’s Wedding Guests: umbrellas, privacy rules, and Ralph Lauren looks

26:00 — 🎸 Ed Sheeran at the Wedding: the performance and reactions

28:00 — 🏟️ Super Bowl Halftime Rumors: who’s in, who turned it down, and why it matters

39:00 — 🐷 Sister Wives Season 20: Cody’s “I’m a guy” comment and family pushback

45:00 — 💍 Cody & Robyn’s Monogamy Dinner: “You and me, baby—monogamy” moment

52:00 — 💔 Nicole Kidman & Keith Urban Separation: what we know so far

56:30 — 🪨 Celebrity Couple Rankings: rethinking our “Mount Rushmore of Monogamy”

1:01:00 — 🎭 Reese Witherspoon Imitates Nicole Kidman: lighthearted moment + Nicole’s future

1:02:30 — 👋 Closing Thoughts: retiring “Papa Apostles” and picking a new fandom name

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Lauren’s back in PR, Chan in NYC—pop apostles, assemble. We dig into Taylor Swift’s missing stalker and the ramped-up security optics; Gwyneth Paltrow’s NYFW “Gwyn” line (prices high, vibes frumpy); RHOSLC’s frost-bitten kickoff that still delivers memes; what the new Kanye documentary actually shows (and why it’s not redemptive); and the shocking D4VD/Celeste Rivas case. Includes ads & codes mentioned in-show. Content warnings: stalking, sexual violence, abuse, addiction, death.

Chapter Timestamps

00:00 — 🎙️ Cold open: bed-recording lore, sister errands, and a last-minute flight upgrade confession.

07:00 — 🛑 Taylor’s vanishing stalker + why the bulletproof “screen” optics make sense right now.

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18:00 — 👗 Gwyneth’s “Gwyn” at NYFW: apartment showroom, puff sleeves galore, matronly silhouettes, $$$ pricing. (G.Label sweater caveat.)

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41:00 — ❄️ RHOSLC premiere: Provo “junkyard” retreat; Angie K one-liners; Whitney’s business failure; MLM rumors context.

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50:30 — 🎥 Kanye doc: 3,000+ hrs pared down; no talking heads; spiral on film; why there’s little Bianca-era footage.

55:00 — 🚨 D4VD/Celeste Rivas case: remains in Tesla; tattoos, songs, tour status; investigation notes. TW.

59:30 — 👋 Wrap + Global Elites/Wednesday cadence.

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We go long on two very different “nepo baby” journeys: Zoë Kravitz—from Topanga Canyon rules to rock-star Miami, acting breakthroughs (Big Little Lies, The Batman), directing Blink Twice, YSL muse status, and that headline-friendly dating history—then pivot to Gracie Abrams—JJ’s daughter with a whisper-cutting pen, from SoundCloud to opening ERAS, writing “Us” with Taylor, and a moody-artist friend web that keeps the lore lore-ing. Expect fashion, friendship matrices, messy kitchens, edible confessions, and a surprisingly useful fire-safety tangent. Are they “nepo”? Sure. But the talent shows up on mic and on screen.

Chapter Timestamps

• 00:00 — 🎙️ Cold open + why Zoë & Gracie now
• 02:00 — 🧬 Zoë origin: Lenny, Lisa, Roxy Roker (icon!)
• #294 Ep Nepo Babies Deep Dive
• 07:00 — 🌲 Topanga vs. 🐍 Rockstar Miami: two childhoods collide
• 12:00 — ⚠️ Eating disorder years + New York move, acting school
• 15:00 — 🎬 Indie starts → X-Men, Divergent
• 17:30 — 🌊 Big Little Lies breakout (we relive the theme song moment)
• 19:10 — 🦇 The Batman = cultural cementing
• 21:00 — 🎥 Director era: Blink Twice (née Pussy Island)
• 24:00 — 💄 YSL muse energy + “getting ready” vibe check
• 26:00 — 🫶 Inner circle: Taylor, Rihanna, Miley (and the snake story)
• 29:00 — 💘 Dating timeline speed-run (Penn, Drake, Fassbender, etc.)
• 37:00 — 💍 Paris wedding vibes → divorce → Channing arc (engaged ’23, split ’24)
• #294 Ep Nepo Babies Deep Dive
• 44:00 — 🗞️ Mini “scandals”: Oscars caption, the resurfaced Jaden quote
• 49:00 — 📣 Ad Break (Macy’s Fall Guide)
• #294 Ep Nepo Babies Deep Dive
• 52:00 — 🎼 Gracie origin: the journaler with a piano, LA → Barnard
• 56:30 — 😬 First shows + nerves, why the songs land
• 60:00 — 🎧 “I Miss You, I’m Sorry” becomes a thing
• 63:00 — 🫶 Sour tour → ERAS opener, Taylor collab “Us”
• 68:00 — 🔥 Fire blanket PSA (lol but actually helpful)
• 72:00 — 🕸️ The friend/love web: Olivia, Phoebe, Paul Mescal, etc.
• #294 Ep Nepo Babies Deep Dive
• 85:00 — 🏁 Wrap + who we should deep-dive next

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🎙️ Episode Summary

Sisters catch-up (👗 wardrobe wars + ✈️ travel dread), Meta’s new auto-dubbing weirdness 🤯, Meghan’s jam saga 🍓, Ireland Baldwin’s love letter to Hilaria ❤️, Pamela + Liam—PR or passion? 👀, Kyle & Mauricio’s family vibes at Alexia’s wedding 💍, Kendall & Gigi’s Vogue cowgirl cover 🐎👒, Kate’s rapid un-blonding 💇‍♀️, Taylor’s understated ring price 💍💸, the wild Turkey height-reduction surgery trend 🦵, and a deep dive on The Cut’s “Forever 35 Face” facelift wave 🧖‍♀️.

⏱️ Chapter Timestamps

00:00 — Plunging necklines 👗, sister outfit politics, and setting the vibe

03:30 — Long-haul Hawaii flight fear 🌺: meds, meals, and economy survival

09:30 — Meta auto-dubbing our reels 🎥: mouths match, voices cloned

12:15 — Meghan’s jam: the refund that arrived… open 😳

16:00 — Ireland Baldwin’s glowing ode to Hilaria ❤️

21:00 — Pamela Anderson & Liam Neeson: PR stunt or real fling? 🔥

24:30 — WWHL night out + Maude Apatow memory lane 🍸

28:00 — Kyle & Mauricio walk Alexia down the aisle 💍👨‍👩‍👧

32:00 — Vogue cover: Kendall & Gigi’s ranch chic 🌾 vs. “too cool” debate

41:00 — Kate Middleton un-blondes back to brunette 💇‍♀️

45:30 — Taylor’s vintage-style ring 💍: why the $250k estimate makes sense

48:00 — Turkey’s height-reduction surgeries 🦵😬

53:00 — The Cut’s “Forever 35 Face”: facelifts at 35?! 🧖‍♀️

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Gwyneth wipes her IG avatar and drops a cinematic “new chapter” reel—memoir incoming? We connect the dots, then dive into that Ben Affleck discourse (technically excellent… and reportedly livid). Next up: Burning Man déjà-dust, Zoë Kravitz’s very public summer (Harry Styles, Austin Butler), and the legendary “snake in Taylor’s bathroom” story. Serena Williams opens up about GLP-1s and a Ro partnership, we unpack the optics, and we parse those Wayfarer/Justin Baldoni court docs everyone’s calling a “smear campaign” against Blake Lively. Finally, RHOSLC’s chaotic trailer and a very cute 30th birthday recap. Buckle in.

00:00 Intro & studio glow-up + brunette banter 💡💇‍♀️

04:00 Burning Man dust-storm PTSD & “art cars are… floats?” 🌪️🚐

15:00 Gwyneth’s IG wipe + collage reel: is it a book? 📖✨

19:00 Ben Affleck “livid” over bedroom chatter (Amy Odell tie-in) 😳☕️

25:00 Zoë x Harry (and Austin), hotness rankings, boyish vs. broad 🌶️💋

32:00 Taylor Swift snake story: bathroom demolition for a reptile 🐍🛁

36:00 Serena Williams on GLP-1s + Ro partnership: destigmatize or #ad? 💉🏅

39:00 Chandler turns 30: art, rings, and three massive bouquets 🎂🎁

43:00 Wayfarer/“smear” headlines vs. what the docs actually say ⚖️📄

47:00 RHOSLC trailer chaos: powdered wigs & pointed reads 🥶🍷

50:00 Meghan Markle chatter: rebrands, shade, and Sussex fatigue 👑📰

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From a brazen Food52 embezzlement to Meghan’s Netflix “first-look” spin, plus Margaret Qualley’s cringe moment, K-Fed’s tell-all, Leo’s eternal 32—and the nothing-burger “dark truth” about Pooky & Jet.

00:00 🎧 — Cold open: today’s menu

01:00 🎂 — Chan turns 30 (homebody chic)

05:20 🍞 — Food52 scandal: Studio 52, luxe receipts, and “how did no one notice?”

12:30 👑 — Meghan’s trailer vs. Taylor’s takeover (and why the vibes feel copy-paste S1)

18:40 📺 — The jukebox-parlor music bit & what would actually make Meghan’s show pop

23:10 📰 — Netflix “first-look” explained (not a fat renewal—here’s what it really means)

27:20 🎤 — Margaret Qualley’s awkward answer about Taylor & Jack (tone tells all)

31:00 📚 — K-Fed’s tell-all and Sam Asghari’s “professional father” crack

35:10 💬 — Why “full-time dad” ≠ hero arc (context matters)

36:30 🕺 — Leo “feels 32” (and the obvious joke)

39:45 💑 — Pooky & Jet: the “dark truth” that wasn’t (performative ≠ sinister)

45:00 🧳 — Lightning round: what show should the Sussexes actually make?

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Taylor Swift just hijacked the entire Pop Apologists docket — and Chanler & Lauren are living for it! From cryptic orange sparkles to a khaki skirt, a mint briefcase, and one very un-Swift-like F-bomb, the girls deep-dive every Easter egg, theory, and reveal surrounding TS12. Plus, a swoon-worthy GQ profile of Travis Kelce, the TikTok saga that broke their brains, and a dash of celeb vow renewal gossip to round it out.

Timestamps:

00:00 – 🎤 TS12 announcement reactions & New Heights teaser

07:00 – 🎶 Album sound rumors & producer lineup

15:00 – 📀 Release date theories & cover art leaks

20:00 – 🎧 Why Taylor choosing a podcast is a power move

25:00 – 🕵️‍♀️ Easter eggs that led to TS12

35:00 – 🎭 Album title debate: Life of a Showgirl

39:00 – 📋 Playlist clues & production style predictions

40:00 – 📰 Travis Kelce’s GQ profile & relationship insights

47:00 – 💪 Travis on Taylor’s work ethic & humility

53:00 – 🏈 Childhood, family values & shared backgrounds

57:00 – 💍 Nicola Peltz & Brooklyn Beckham vow renewal

59:00 – 🌀 “I Fell in Love with My Psychiatrist” TikTok deep dive

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