Please Don't Invite Me to Your Church's Halloween Party | Exvangelical Comedy Rant
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Please Don't Invite Me to Your Church's Halloween Party | Exvangelical Comedy Rant
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Please don’t invite me to your church’s Halloween party.
Or Harvest Festival.
Or Jesus-ween.
Or Holy-ween.
Or whatever-the-fuck-you-call-it-now-ween.
I was raised in fundamentalist evangelical Christian culture. And now that I’ve deconstructed, I’m starting to realize just how fucking weird some of this shit was.
That's not true. I always knew it was fucking weird.
But now I can just be fucking real about it.
Buckle up.
I'm entering my Zero Fucks Hot Girl Summer Eras Tour phase.
Which is really impressive considering I'm a people pleaser.
Are you mad at me?
Seriously? Are you?
Would you like me to give more fucks?
Anyway. Halloween.
In this 3-minute-ish rant, I pretend I was just invited to a church Halloween party and start giving zero fucks with my response.
Of course, in real life I would just say, "No, thank you."
But in the land of comedy, I can pretend to be a badass motherfucker.
I assure you.
In real life — I'm not.
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