A dad completely loses it when his son lies to a cop while borrowing his car—only to find out the “officer” was Garrett.

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A man trying to stay patient completely loses it when Danielle, "the telemarketer", won't stop pushing a ridiculous "eggstractor" product!

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A "dad" pushes his daughter to the edge by convincing her she lost her car because she ignored a traffic ticket...

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Debra has yet to pay a dental bill, so Danielle calls to rudely collect!

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He won’t hang up the phone until you buy something from him, it’s Mr. Michael Oppenheimer!

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Joyce is the last person on earth to get a texting plan, so Garrett calls with a huge surprise over-charge!

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Danielle wants to babysit Keith’s daughter, as the incapable Mrs. Mashgalopsis!

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Juliet’s mom thinks she parties at college too much, so she calls with a very questionable classmate, Skeery.

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