Grace’s dad tries to jokingly set her up with the new kid on the block, so she pretends they’ve been hooking up already!

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Danielle is Bubbles the Clown who’s a liiiiitle sick to perform at a kid’s birthday party…..but she’s still coming!

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Mr. Michael Oppenheimer has never sold a thing… but that hasn’t stopped him from trying!

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Samantha is getting married this weekend and turning into a pain in the butt, so her friend calls to tell her about the boob job she’s getting 2 days before!

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Jen just bought a designer bag, and apparently it’s up to dad to pay for it!

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Fred and Anthony’s receptionist is a spitfire, so Skeery calls as a client who’s unhappy with their botched work.

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Christopher’s bff Jill is having he hardest time finding a good guy, so Garrett calls as someone who got her number off a bathroom wall….

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Mike got a pool installed a couple weeks ago and his wife calls after driving the lawnmower into it!

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