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  • 218: disastrously sh*t in my crush's yard (w/ Kel Cripe)
    2026/09/09

    Kel Cripe joins the show to take stunning calls about sh*tting in your lover's parents yard, matching with your cousin on grindr, and having your ex stay in your house.

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    1 時間 17 分
  • 217: my dad abandoned our family to be a rapper (w/ Sammie Mayti)
    2026/09/02

    Sammie Mayti joins the show to take stunning calls about your dad leaving the family for the rap game, making a fart sound in your cubicle, and dressing like a minion to confess your love.

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    1 時間 9 分
  • 216: the rival science teacher robbed me (w/ Patrick McDonald)
    2026/08/26

    Patrick McDonald joins the show to take stunning calls about learning your 8 roommates names, becoming a sudden janitor at a vet office, and getting revenge on the rival science teacher at work.

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    1 時間 16 分
  • 215: everyone thinks I banged my boss (w/ Tommy Bowe)
    2026/08/19

    Tommy Bowe joins the show to take take stunning calls about sh*t talking a classmate in front of the whole class, and a receptionist hellbent on creating false rumors about you at work.

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    1 時間 3 分
  • 214: my boyfriend won't use our couple's toilet (w/ Will Witwer)
    2026/08/12

    Will Witwer joins the show to take stunning calls about a couple's toilet, an expensive watermelon, and a statistically low jumper.

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    1 時間 4 分
  • 213: caught my best friend buck naked on my moms couch (w/ Rainie Toll)
    2026/08/05

    Rainie Toll joins the show to take stunning calls about revealing your itchy crotch to your whole company, finding your friend buck naked drunk on your mom's couch, and burning bridges for your dream job.\

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    1 時間 11 分
  • 212: sleepwalking roommate spoils my milk (w/ Jay Putnam & Jon Hebert)
    2026/07/29

    Jay Putnam & Jonathan Hebert, of The Couch Boyz, join the show to take stunning calls about a sleepwalking roommate spoiling milk, and getting a nightmare coworker fired.

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    1 時間 6 分
  • 211: my neighbor terrorizes me over bluetooth (w/ Adam Conover)
    2026/07/22

    Adam Conover joins the show to take stunning calls about a neighbor constantly connecting to your bluetooth devices, a boss who stole your baby name, and an accidental engagement to a friend.

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    1 時間 10 分