What’s worse than a hitman trying to assassinate you? A hitman who treats his job like an upscale mixology tutorial.

In this caper, Detective Victor Graves and his perpetually panicked shadow, Eddie "Slick" Marino, leave the dive-bar confusion behind and step into the sultry shadows of a fancy eatery. Word on the street is that the infamous Flamingo has surfaced, and he's not packing singing lawn ornaments. He's packing custom cufflinks, a tailored apron, and a special gift for our mismatched duo designed to turn a relaxing evening into a permanent blackout.

Join us for a masterclass in hard-boiled cynicism as Graves matches wits and witticisms with a killer who loves a good monologue just a little too much. Can Graves outsmart a villain who thinks murder is high art? Or will Eddie's anxiety finally reach terminal velocity? Grab a glass, watch your ice, and dive into the neon-lit underbelly of the city right now.

Dust off your boots and hide your poultry, folks! The premier episode of The Varmint Vamoosers is officially live, and things are getting incredibly messy out on the frontier.

When Braxton Hicks (our self-appointed Chief Executive Exterminator) and his cousin Dingus (Lead Field Technician, Bait, and Sandwich Enthusiast) launch their brand-new, highly questionable pest control enterprise, they think they're ready for anything. They ain't!

Their very first contract takes them to the O'Malley Ranch, where what should have been a routine "lizard in the pantry" call quickly devolves into a high-stakes tactical retreat.

Will the boys collect their five dollars American? Will Dingus ever recover from a backside full of buckshot? You’re gonna have to listen to Varmint Vamoosers right now to find out!

Are we truly alone? Or is the government just better at hiding the paperwork?In this episode of Witless Wanderers, we follow Fred and Rodney, the world’s most enthusiastic, albeit directionally challenged, historical investigators, as they attempt to infiltrate the most classified facility on Earth: Area 51. Armed with lukewarm soda, high-grade tin foil, and a complete disregard for the concept of "restricted access," our heroes embark on a quest to expose the truth.

From confusing a rural water treatment plant for a top-secret research lab to a tactical encounter with local law enforcement, Fred and Rodney prove that when it comes to history, the truth isn't just out there—it's usually in the wrong place entirely.Listen to the episode below as our duo learns that sometimes, the most historical move you can make is knowing when to drive away.