Holy cow people. 50 episodes? Sometimes you get caught up in the glamour of being the best criminal consultants in Boston to the point you forget to actually consult people on their crimes. We're back to basics in this episode. It's a dark, gritty, Christopher Nolan-esque reboot with the very funny Gabe Cohon. Know who you are around this guy folks, he's coming for your identity.

Look, sometimes you get hit with technical difficulties and your amazing podcast episode gets ruined by a bad SD card. IN THE MEANTIME: Boston's a pretty great city, aside from one huge problem--No Happy Hours. Also, bars close at 2AM. ALSO, where are all the opium dens? Don't worry, concerned listener, Abby Evans has a solution for you. That's right, we're bringing back the speakeasy back. It's going to be the Roaring '20s all over again.

WE'RE BACK BABY. We've got the Community Guidelines fellas on to talk all things podcasting, Mel Gibson, and comedy. This episode is going to take you on an Odyssey, let me tell you.

We've got Logan O'Brien and Tyler Swain from the South Shore Boys to tell us all about Logan's crusade against AI and break down old school cartoon characters for Nate. I'm going to be honest, pretty light on the crime aspect this one. It's so hot, maintaining a format's difficult in temps like these.

We've got the one and only Dan Hall on to talk about a dream of his--becoming a top tier accountant/hitman. Or is it hitman/accountant? He's going to be great at it, either way. You're going to love this one. We'll be taking a break next week and coming back with a very special guest and a brand new studio. See you in a few!

The very funny Cam Ohh stops by to get help taking down his younger, hotter doppelgänger--Troye Sivan. Is it a doppelgänger if they're younger and hotter? I can feel Cam's rage growing as he reads this description. Anyway, what I'm trying to say is, Cam is a delight, despite his deeply held contempt for Troye Sivan's youth and beauty. Listen now!

What's in the box?! Brad Pitt's character from Se7en isn't the only one wondering. In this episode, we sit down with the funniest MILF in Boston, Nancy Sen, who's got a great idea for robbing cargo ships and turning shipping containers into something better than housing--a raffle where you never know what that box is going to hold. It might even be Gwyneth Paltrow!

One of Cape Cod's finest drives all the way out to see us this week. We sit down with the hilarious Chris Weber to talk about why he wants to free the robots. To be fair, it does involve riding around in a giant Megazord. Talk about a crime with merit. Like, subscribe, listen now!