What's in the box?! Brad Pitt's character from Se7en isn't the only one wondering. In this episode, we sit down with the funniest MILF in Boston, Nancy Sen, who's got a great idea for robbing cargo ships and turning shipping containers into something better than housing--a raffle where you never know what that box is going to hold. It might even be Gwyneth Paltrow!

One of Cape Cod's finest drives all the way out to see us this week. We sit down with the hilarious Chris Weber to talk about why he wants to free the robots. To be fair, it does involve riding around in a giant Megazord. Talk about a crime with merit. Like, subscribe, listen now!

A lot of fellas get into crime for the money, and Boston's own Seth Farley is no different. Public events beware, Seth is going to streak across the field so well the cameras can't help but stay on him. That's how you get that sweet, sweet ad money.

Pat Lacey has the fire of revolution inside of him, and he knows how he's going to show it. By burning down the worst place in the world: The Nabisco Factory. Should have called them cookies instead of biscuits, Nabisco.

Tell me if you've heard this one--so a Vietnamese girl and Serb walk into a bar, then immediately recruit you to do their bidding. That's the world we'll be living in once Vi and Iggy get their act together. Along the way though, we talk about MassLaughsMedia, their budding comedy empire, and war amongst the chimps. Top tier episode, if you ask me.

Boston's a pretty great city, aside from one huge problem--No Happy Hours. Also, bars close at 2AM. ALSO, where are all the opium dens? Don't worry, concerned listener, Abby Evans has a solution for you. That's right, we're bringing back the speakeasy back. It's going to be the Roaring '20s all over again.

He was almost a Marine and knows some pretty sick karate moves, so who better to discuss hitmen with than the one and only Jon Fletcher? How did he lose half a finger? Was it an operation gone wrong? Listen to find out! (BTW as long as you are NOT a rapist or pedophile this episode has absolutely nothing to do with you)

Beau and James (BJS for short) have always known their destiny--for James to die in a fiery car crash, trapped inside the Oscar Meyer Weinermobile as he's grilled alive in a grotesque display of barbecued irony. Beau, of course, will be watching from a safe distance, cold beer in hand, because that's what good friends do. How did we come to this Steinbeckian conclusion? Only one way to find out--listen now!