The town of Four Corners has been infiltrated, rubbed, coerced, drugged, slapped, crushed, and bribed into submission by the far right North American Evangelical Disorder.

Using misleading and outright false claims, predators disguised as shepherds have taken control of all levels of government. They have begun a war of information by dismantling and destroying print and television media, leaving the last hope, the local radio station, vulnerable to a hostile takeover.

Will the citizens of Four Corners get fucked? Or, will they stand and fight, and then get fucked?

Guess what? Here's a new episode for the revolution. Are you in? One person we know who's in for a solid revolution, your mom, couldn't make it to the battlefield due to scheduling conflicts.

But don't worry, she called the Pastor. The Pastor is on it, she says.

What she doesn't know is that Pastors are Bastards. It's her downfall.

It's all of our downfall.

So get out your axes, get your scissors, let's head to the revolution with the Pastors balls on a fork. And put them where they belong, into the mouths of their wives.

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Explore your regions, and deliver a concise message to all your friends, it's time to be honest and soul searching, about finding gold!

Get out there and find gold! Or just listen to People's Commercial Radio podcast and simply feel rich.

The Hitchhiker makes a decision, and find out which retirement home may benefit YOU the most. I mean come on, how long do we really need to live? Forever? Come on, that's too long

Kiss your mom, kiss your brother. Maybe not on the lips because you can't be sure where their mouths have wrapped around, but love them.

Thanks for listening to People's Commercial Radio.

What happens when you are picked up hitchhiking and they won't let you out of the car? It could be anything! Anything could happen.

Listen to this two part series and let us know which one of your nuts feels bigger after. Make sure you measure before and after, no cheaters!

Your mom loves you even though she doesn't show it often

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Remember kids and adults, don't be poopy, yeah sure, eat poop, but don't be a poopy person. Not a day goes by for the elderly on their deathbed where they don't recount why they are old and ALONE and going to DIE ALONE! It's because they were poopy.

Tell your Aunt that next time she needs a pap, go to a doctor for Pete's sake! Not the whorehouse on 6th. Those ladies are versed, but not doctors!

Shake your toonie! It's time to rump ticket your hoop smacker and listen to Episode 12

We dive into the most beautiful city in Canada, and live to tell the tale.

We tried being humble, it wasn't working out.

Episode 11 features plethora insights into holy holes made holier. The most important thing to remember in this life is this: if your shits are off, you're off. Get back on! Ride a new something and put that old something out to trash, or at least recycle it so somebody else can try out your used seconds.

Please be kind to yourself, your self is the only one you've got