This week Holden's back-back again, and he's thirsty for more LPN time as he and MJ try to keep Jackie sane after the very recent loss of her father, so it's time to goss' 'bout the fact that Hilaria Baldwin has come out as having a very special brain which is why she pretend to be from EL SPAAAAAIINNOOOO, MJ started 'Manuel Not Included' and it's causin' them great mental distress but now they're wondering if it's all a conspiracy to let Alec Baldwin do a silly racist accent in interviews?!?!, Lea Michele makes claim she can read, but the lady doth protest TOO MUCH, Jackie's the only one of the three watching the new season of 'The Rehearsal' and she's not sure what the show is anymore, but speaking of awkward humor, she highly suggests Tim Robinson's new movie 'Friendship'. China's first corgi police dog is in trouble AGAIN and no one can remember who picked this article, Taytay got served with a subpoena in the ongoing LivelyxBaldoni case and it's got MJ firing shots at the Beyhive with even MORE conspiracies!, there's a '10 Things I Hate About You' musical comin' to Broadway bein' scored by the one and the only Carly Rae Jepsen, and MUCH MORE! Then a list featuring an actor who ate real dog poop on camera and 29 other HORRIFYING BEHIND THE SCENES THAT LITERALLY MADE ME SICK TO MY STOOOOMACH (per the list title), the Blindz, and a totally remote Jackie's Snackies with MJ's Munchie Minute, and Holden Likes to Eat Two Things....PUSSY & SNACKS from 1:07:03.829 til 1:16:42.609!

HAIL HENRY THOMAS ZEBROWSKI SENIOR!

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May brings spring break showers for all your tap dancin' needs during Network Vacay!

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The networks on vacay, so that means it's time to grab your studded belt, oversized shorts, and sweatbands to dive into the post-911 world of the very serious and grown up teenage versions of Jackie and MJ, in 2002!

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