Happy Halloween!

The crew is back for Episode 94, and Melissa is already exhausted from her first day at a brand-new, top-secret job. Between struggling to type emails with long nails and surviving a highly irritating grocery store encounter with a dog, she’s got plenty to vent about. Juju shares a romantic story about DJing a rainy outdoor wedding in Jurupa Valley, while Vinnie admits to skipping church to get food and watch the Raiders. Plus, the trio dives deep into Mexican funeral traditions, the ethics of using Ozempic vs. getting surgery, and much more!

Topics Covered

00:00:00 Defending the Louis Vuitton Purse

00:04:22 "I Make White People Money"

00:07:52 Ozempic, Fajas, & Fake Influencers

00:16:15 Melissa's First Day at a New Job

00:23:36 Dodgers Playoff Stress & Conspiracies

00:31:30 Juju DJs a Wedding in the Rain

00:41:40 Cringe Wedding Moments & Love

00:44:48 Melissa's Sunday Church Drama

00:54:06 Hot Take: Dogs in Grocery Stores

01:10:00 Mexican Funerals & The 24-Hour Wake

01:23:00 Job Hunting & Lowering Dating Standards

Episode 93 of Pa LA Calle is officially here, and the conversation gets wildly off the rails early on. Vinnie is fully embracing his new barista era with his at-home espresso machine, while Juju survives the ultimate stomach scare after a rough reaction. Meanwhile, Melissa recounts her recent trip across the border to Mexicali for healthcare, sparking a deep dive into the crew's top taco spots and their absolute worst fast-food letdowns. From debating what qualifies as "feminine" energy to challenging the listeners to a 20-minute daily walk, the trio leaves no stone unturned as they finally lock in this year's top-secret Halloween costume.

Topics Covered:

00:00:00 Intro: The Latte vs. Macchiato Debate

00:05:40 Juju's GLP-1 Bathroom Nightmare

00:12:29 Melissa's Mexicali Trip & Parasite Cleanses

00:19:55 National Taco Day: LA to TJ

00:28:04 Fast Food Guilt & TikTok Reviews

00:35:48 Embracing Our "Feminine" Hobbies

00:48:27 Peptides, Ozempic, & Managing Diabetes

00:58:26 The 20-Minute Daily Walk Challenge

01:14:36 The Secret 2026 Group Halloween Costume