The Premier League kicks off this weekend and Ulysses, Matt, and Beato are calling every single spot in the table before a ball is kicked. From the club they think breaks the record for fewest points ever, all the way up to who lifts the trophy in May, nothing is off limits.

In this episode, the guys work through the whole 2026/27 table tier by tier. Hull City get written off early as a near lock for last place, with the trio debating whether Coventry or Ipswich joins them in the bottom three. Nottingham Forest, Leeds, and Crystal Palace get argued over for the survival zone, with Matt making the case that Forest's poor start last season masked a strong finish. Newcastle's brutal summer sell off gets its own extended section after losing Bruno Guimaraes, Sandro Tonali, Anthony Gordon, and Kieran Trippier in one window. Fulham comes under fire for losing both top scorers Harry Wilson and Raul Jimenez while handing the reins to a first time manager in Marco Arbeloa. On the other end, Everton's business under David Moyes gets praised as some of the best in the league, and the guys spend serious time on Tottenham, breaking down a defense built around Micky van de Ven and Pedro Porro before finally locking in their top five, including a heated back and forth over who actually wins the title.

Where do you have your club finishing this season? Let us know in the comments.

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