You think picking your favorite Disney ride says something wholesome about you? Wrong. It says everything — and we’re here to judge you for it. From the competitive chaos of Toy Story Mania to the people who call Living with the Land “iconic” like they invented agriculture, we’re roasting every ride and the people who love them (yes, including you, Space Mountain girlie with the compression socks and trauma). It’s sarcastic. It’s petty. It’s deeply accurate. Buckle up — or don’t. It’s probably broken anyway.

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This week, we put on their judgment pants (elastic-waist, obviously) and dive fork-first into the wild world of Disney dining. From the chaos of Chef Mickey’s buffet line to the “I-wear-linen-now” vibes of Topolino’s Terrace, we’re dishing out personality profiles based entirely on where you choose to eat on vacation.

Do you sob into your overpriced steak at Cinderella’s Royal Table? Are you emotionally dependent on ‘Ohana noodles? Did you make eye contact with a grouper at Coral Reef and feel things? We see you. We are you. And we are definitely judging you.

If your favorite Disney restaurant is on this list, you may be entitled to compensation... or at least some light public shaming. Bon appétit, friends.

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We're recapping our recent adventures to Disneyland and Aulani! From maximizing early park entry and Lightning Lanes in California to relaxing vibes, tasty eats, and tropical perks in Hawaii, we're sharing the best of both worlds. Whether you're planning a bicoastal Disney trip or just dreaming about one, this episode is full of helpful tips and vacation inspo!

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Let’s be honest: where you stay at Disney says a lot about who you are. And in this episode, Ashley and Andrew are diving into the psychology (and the chaos) behind your favorite resorts — from luxury-lovers at the Grand Floridian to Birkenstock-wearin' Dole Whip dreamers at the Polynesian, and right down to the All-Star crowd who treat 6 a.m. rope drop like a competitive sport.

We’re talking:

• Riviera guests who packed a beret “just in case”

• Wilderness Lodge people who cry at fireplaces

• French Quarter stans who think beignets are breakfast

• Caribbean Beach folks who romanticize a 15-minute walk to coffee

• Gran Destino Tower travelers who want luxury on a LinkedIn budget

• Art of Animation superfans who basically live inside a Pixar movie

• …and the All-Star crew who know that $119 a night = more money for Mickey bars

No resort is safe. Every personality is on blast. And yes, we included ourselves.

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Universal’s newest theme park, EPIC Universe, is set to open in 2025—and it’s making major waves in the theme park world. In this episode, we’re breaking down everything we know so far: the big-ticket lands, rumored attractions, what seems great for little kids (and what maybe isn’t), and where we see potential hits and misses. While we haven’t visited yet, we’re sharing what has us most excited based on the buzz, construction updates, and official announcements. Whether you're a die-hard Universal fan or just theme-park curious, this preview is for you.

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Disneyland may be smaller than Disney World, but it’s packed with incredible history, unique attractions, and a different kind of Disney magic. Whether it’s your first time or your tenth, this episode will help you craft the perfect Disneyland dream trip. We’ll cover must-do rides, the best places to eat, hidden gems, and how to make the most of your time in the parks.

🎧 From classic attractions to Disneyland-exclusive experiences, get ready to plan the perfect Disneyland dream trip!

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No hotel. No fireworks. Just one park, one backpack, and one big day of Disney magic. I’m sharing every detail of my down-and-back trip to Walt Disney World—from the early flight to the moment I crashed into bed that night. If you’ve ever dreamed of doing Disney without the commitment, this one’s for you!

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We’re back from our 5-night Disney Dream sailing, and we’ve got thoughts. In this episode, we’re breaking down every part of the experience—from adults-only escapes and the spa to kids’ clubs, crew interactions, and both of Disney’s private islands: Castaway Cay and the brand-new Lookout Cay at Lighthouse Point.

But we’re also putting the Dream to the test: how does this classic ship compare to Disney’s newer vessels like the Wish and more classic ships like the Magic? And would we book it again?

Join us for real talk, funny moments, and honest answers to the big question: Does the Disney Dream still live up to the hype—or has it been outshined by its siblings?

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🌟 Ready to plan your next adventure? Whether it’s Walt Disney World, Disneyland, Disney Cruise Line, Universal, or another destination, I’m here to help! Contact me today at ashleyc@mousecounselors.com for your complimentary quote. When you book with me, you get all my planning services at no extra cost—making your vacation as magical as possible!