You think picking your favorite Disney ride says something wholesome about you? Wrong. It says everything — and we’re here to judge you for it. From the competitive chaos of Toy Story Mania to the people who call Living with the Land “iconic” like they invented agriculture, we’re roasting every ride and the people who love them (yes, including you, Space Mountain girlie with the compression socks and trauma). It’s sarcastic. It’s petty. It’s deeply accurate. Buckle up — or don’t. It’s probably broken anyway.

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This week, we put on their judgment pants (elastic-waist, obviously) and dive fork-first into the wild world of Disney dining. From the chaos of Chef Mickey’s buffet line to the “I-wear-linen-now” vibes of Topolino’s Terrace, we’re dishing out personality profiles based entirely on where you choose to eat on vacation.

Do you sob into your overpriced steak at Cinderella’s Royal Table? Are you emotionally dependent on ‘Ohana noodles? Did you make eye contact with a grouper at Coral Reef and feel things? We see you. We are you. And we are definitely judging you.

If your favorite Disney restaurant is on this list, you may be entitled to compensation... or at least some light public shaming. Bon appétit, friends.

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🌟 Ready to plan your next adventure? Whether it’s Walt Disney World, Disneyland, Disney Cruise Line, Universal, or another destination, I’m here to help! Contact me today at ashleyc@mousecounselors.com for your complimentary quote. When you book with me, you get all my planning services at no extra cost—making your vacation as magical as possible!

We're recapping our recent adventures to Disneyland and Aulani! From maximizing early park entry and Lightning Lanes in California to relaxing vibes, tasty eats, and tropical perks in Hawaii, we're sharing the best of both worlds. Whether you're planning a bicoastal Disney trip or just dreaming about one, this episode is full of helpful tips and vacation inspo!

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🌟 Ready to plan your next adventure? Whether it’s Walt Disney World, Disneyland, Disney Cruise Line, Universal, or another destination, I’m here to help! Contact me today at ashleyc@mousecounselors.com for your complimentary quote. When you book with me, you get all my planning services at no extra cost—making your vacation as magical as possible!