Hey Lifers! Welcome to Offcuts, your little weekend snack!

Brittany is off doing other work this week, so Producer Soph has been called up from the producers’ chair to co host with Laura. Soph also has a very important question: is it weird to go to a dog park when you don’t have a dog?

Then Laura has a big update of her own: Poppy has taken her first steps (and Matt’s reaction was far too calm for Laura’s liking). Plus, a question that has divided the studio: which part of your foot do you use on the accelerator and the brake? Spoiler: one of us uses only her big toe.

Next, the story that Laura vetoed and everyone else overruled. Kelly Clarkson walked into a small Brooklyn shop, wanted a $15,000 wooden bird, and says she was treated like Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman.

Then Transport for NSW has officially confirmed that you cannot reserve a car park by standing in it, and it comes with a $94 fine. Laura shares her unhinged Bondi Junction car park story from when she was eight months pregnant, and Soph reveals the most powerful day bed move she has ever witnessed on a cruise ship.

We close out with the Tinder Swindler, Simon Leviev, who is reportedly launching his own dating app called Safe Love. We unpack why this is horrifying, and look at the Singapore government’s AI matchmaking app. Would you let a panel of experts pick your partner?

Soph and Lachy also have their very first episode of Producers Cut on Patreon this Thursday, so go and subscribe if you haven’t already!

Timestamps:

• 0:00 Welcome Producer Soph!
• 2:03 Is it weird to go to a dog park without a dog?
• 5:03 Poppy’s first steps
• 7:54 Which part of your foot do you drive with?
• 10:31 Kelly Clarkson vs the $15,000 wooden bird
• 20:18 Can you reserve a car park by standing in it?
• 23:59 Laura’s Bondi Junction car park rage story
• 30:15 The Tinder Swindler’s new dating app

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