Episode 1 Cantos 1 and 2 Hesitation Marks

Before we get too snuggled up with each other, I feel it’s important to remind you (and I’ll remind you again at some point I’m sure) that I’m not a scholar. I’m not a professor. I’m not even a professional of anything. By day I’m just a lowly janitor. By night I’m just an ordinary guy reading about Dante, and somewhere in between, I’m just some rando typing into a word processor (and maybe talking into a microphone). Okay, now moving on.

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Episode 2 Canto 3 Vestibule and Uncommitted

I’m not here to make anyone angry. I’ll complain about the left AND the right, and I won’t insist there’s a god above, just like I won’t insist there isn’t one. Again, there’s great people on both sides. So, what do ya say, how about you and me go grab some cofvefe?

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The intro and outro music is from the wonderful world of the public domain - Silly Symphonies Hells Bells (1929)

The record scratch in the intro is "record scratch.wav" by luffy -- https://freesound.org/s/3536/ -- License: Attribution 4.0

Dante and Virgil on the cover of the book version was created by Justin Hansen

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Noodles Al Dante Ep. 3 Canto 4 Circle 1 Virtuous Pagans and Unbaptized Limbo

They weren't bad. They were just born that way.

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The intro and outro music is from the wonderful world of the public domain - Silly Symphonies Hells Bells (1929)

The record scratch in the intro is "record scratch.wav" by luffy -- https://freesound.org/s/3536/ -- License: Attribution 4.0

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Noodles Al Dante Ep. 4 Canto 5 Circle 2 Lust

Greek mythology is like supes weird okay... Honestly, I could go further down this rabbit hole, and we could spiral into the depravity of bestiality together, but I'm not sure that's how I want to spend my time with you... Well... Maybe just a little depravity... Little bit.

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If you'd like a comprehensive list of sources that contributed to the research of this project you can find them at www.NoodlesAlDante.com

Noodles Al Dante was written and produced by Tyler Martinez.

The intro and outro music is from the wonderful world of the public domain - Silly Symphonies Hells Bells (1929)

The record scratch in the intro is "record scratch.wav" by luffy -- https://freesound.org/s/3536/ -- License: Attribution 4.0

Dante and Virgil on the cover of the book version was created by Justin Hansen

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The Tortured Poets Department (Tyler's Version) A Noodles Al Dante Book

Canto 5 Lust

This is a sample from the cleaned-up print version of the podcast. You can download it for free at www.NoodlesAlDante.com, purchase the E-Book on Amazon, or get the physical edition from Lulu.

If you'd like a comprehensive list of sources that contributed to the research of this project you can find them at www.NoodlesAlDante.com

Noodles Al Dante was written and produced by Tyler Martinez.

The intro and outro music is from the wonderful world of the public domain - Silly Symphonies Hells Bells (1929)

The record scratch in the intro is "record scratch.wav" by luffy -- https://freesound.org/s/3536/ -- License: Attribution 4.0

Dante and Virgil on the cover of the book version was created by Justin Hansen.

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Noodles Al Dante Ep. 5 Canto 6 Circle 3 Gluttony

Dante is less concerned with historical or mythological accuracy here, and more concerned with theology. His version of Cerberus is an all-encompassing symbol of gluttony.

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Noodles Al Dante was written and produced by Tyler Martinez.

The intro and outro music is from the wonderful world of the public domain - Silly Symphonies Hells Bells (1929)

The record scratch in the intro is "record scratch.wav" by luffy -- https://freesound.org/s/3536/ -- License: Attribution 4.0

Dante and Virgil on the cover of the book version was created by Justin Hansen.

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Noodles Al Dante Ep. 6 Canto 7 Circle 4 Hoarders and Wasters

Lady Fortuna! You have given too much wealth to too few people! For every billionaire sipping champagne on a yacht, there are 20,000 millionaires checking their portfolios, a million people rationing rice, and 250,000 praying the power stays on.

For a more PG-13 version of this check out The Tortured Poets Department (Tyler's Version) A Noodles Al Dante Book!

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OR download it for FREE at www.NoodlesAlDante.com!

If you'd like a comprehensive list of sources that contributed to the research of this project you can find them at www.NoodlesAlDante.com

Noodles Al Dante was written and produced by Tyler Martinez.

The intro and outro music is from the wonderful world of the public domain - Silly Symphonies Hells Bells (1929)

The record scratch in the intro is "record scratch.wav" by luffy -- https://freesound.org/s/3536/ -- License: Attribution 4.0

Dante and Virgil on the cover of the book version was created by Justin Hansen.

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