Rachel Pegram (SNL) comes on to tell a story about getting cut off by a horse girl in middle school, and encourages Hay not to put so much of their current drama on the Patreon… yet. Hay unfortunately relates to Rachel’s middle school opp, Rachel shares the way ex’s will always find their way back to you via email, and we read an instantly legendary listener letter about a guy who loves Zyn.

Maxwell Esposito (Learn the Words B!tch) is a socialite and he’s Italian. He comes on to briefly mention cutting off his mom, stepmom, dad, but then really get into how he’s no contact with a lot of people he’s lived with. We talk about how he thoroughly knows the characters discussed in our previous ep with Danielle Perez (his show LTWB is a centerpiece of her story!) and what is means to be LA enough.

Jessica Michelle Singleton is an incredible 5’3 standup comedian and card carrying member of the no contact meth daddy club. She comes on to tell the story of her daddy going no contact with her at 8 years old at a Waffle House and how their relationship developed (and didn’t) throughout adulthood. We discuss fantasizing about buying our childhood homes, wishing we were raised by Reba, being dragged to AA as a child and the Christmas she’ll never forget.

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