Christian Vierling and producer Jerry are back for another completely reasonable examination of current events.

This week: Flock surveillance cameras are popping up everywhere, Trump’s approval numbers spark Christian’s presidential ambitions, America needs to embrace men with less-than-impressive equipment, an iPhone story sends the show into technological despair, sex robots inevitably enter the conversation, sorority recruitment season returns, and advances in animal cloning raise one extremely important question: would Christian date himself?

Plus modeling lessons for government surveillance cameras, an impromptu IQ test, questionable life advice, and approximately 70 minutes of evidence that NEWS should probably not be considered a legitimate news organization.

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NEWS is back for Episode 3, and apparently civilization has decided to completely give up.

Christian Vierling and producer Jerry Brunskill dive into the latest chaos: record-setting food recalls, America’s obsession with goth girls, whether men should cry, Luigi Mangione, the surge in UFO and UAP sightings, fantasy football destroying relationships, parents posting their kids online, a massive full moon and lunar eclipse, Kendall Jenner and Jacob Elordi, and Prince Harry’s return to the UK.

Is something actually happening in the skies? Is fantasy football more important than your relationship? Why are celebrities so boring now? And most importantly… what exactly is the Duke of Sausage?

This is NEWS — where the headlines are real and everything after that becomes increasingly questionable.

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There’s too much f**kin’ news.

On Episode 2 of **NEWS with Christian Vierling**, Christian takes on the stories nobody asked him to explain — and probably shouldn't have.

College grads are moving back in with their parents just in time for AI to take the jobs they thought they were getting. Nepo babies are still thriving. GLP-1s are changing the American dad bod. Influencers are supposedly dying out. Celebrities are becoming less relatable by the minute.

Plus: **Weather with Carly** makes its glorious debut, and NEWS finally lands the sponsor every media company dreams of: **Your Name Here**.

It’s news. Technically.

**In this episode:**
• AI, college debt and the disappearing entry-level job
• The nightmare of moving back in with your parents
• Weather with Carly
• Hollywood's nepo babies
• GLP-1s and the end of the classic dad bod
• Is influencer culture finally dying?
• Why celebrities feel increasingly disconnected from normal people
• The official beverage of shameless product placement: Your Name Here

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0:00 — Tonight on NEWS
2:08 — NEWS with Christian Vierling
2:11 — Have Americans Become Too Prudish?
6:23 — College Grads Are Moving Back Home
7:51 — AI Is Coming for Your Job
9:19 — Christian's Extremely Bad Solution
13:19 — NEWS
13:41 — Introducing Weather with Carly
15:14 — Are Americans Sick of Nepo Babies?
17:53 — NEWS
28:17 — GLP-1s & the American Dad Bod
31:52 — Is the Age of Influencers Ending?
33:47 — Celebrity Approval Is in the Dirt
37:24 — Your Name Here: The Official Sponsor
41:05 — Closing Thoughts

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• Christian Vierling - Host

• Christian Vierling - Host

• Christian Vierling - Host