A fire rages out of control at Elder Estates Senior Living facility and Dr. Dogooder is here to save the day! Al Dunsworth reports with NSFR news.

Every day gets its day. And when you have a day of any kind, you can bet there are some hungover radio DJs out in your community trying to pretend they're good (and sober) people that care. Once in a while, they pick up some trash or go for a walk. But they're dangerous... you've been warned.

Starring Biff, The Juice, Midday Mel, and program director Mark.

What's the difference between a huge pile of trash and a theme park? Marketing! ...and an admission fee.

Starring Midday Mel, the latest breaking news from Al Dunsworth, and an official comment from Mayor Hubert.

Don't get down on yourself. No one is perfect. Everyone's got problems. As long as you've got a piss jug, you're doing all right.

Nothing can paint a picture in your mind like the radio. Whether it's bringing a great story to life or being on the scene wherever "it" was happening, radio was there to bring you in, to give you a sense of the scene.

Do you want to get ahead? Do you want independent wealth? Do you want to be a SUCCESS?!

Just say yes, and it will all be yours!

Anything is possible. It's one of radio's core values. Using this magic power of positivity, we can achieve the impossible! Like making pickles sexy... If this doesn't turn you on, you're a Gherkin.

***This week's sponsor is Pickle This, Pickle That! We Sell Ferrets in the back!

Most radio people spend their fair share of time in a bar.

The Loose Noose is a bar like any other. Full of degenerates and divorced dads looking for some solace and peace at the bottom of a bottle. Biff hosts the open mic night, and the main source of entertainment is Billy Lager, who provides the soundtrack for these reprobates and their troubled minds.

If you're going to hang, come and hang with your friends at the Loose Noose!