In this episode:

• Toby Rudolf backs himself to dack himself
• Club statements are SACRED!
• Immortality awaits the PNG Chiefs social media team
• The disturbing trend of players ripping Pokemon cards
• Is COVID the Bulldogs’ secret weapon?
• Dante’s 7th level of rugby league Hell: VIOLENCE
• Reyno’s Olympic diving backflip
• Bennett is the only one who wants the kick-off change

In this episode:

• Is it normal for 17 teams to own a piece of their rival?
• Melbourne Storm shareholders are like a child in a Swede-shop
• Recapping the Dolphins' season using Woolf idioms
• Fantasy V'Landys: Touch Judge Enforcers
• Fantasy V'Landys Part II: The Spirit of Rugby League Officer

In this episode:

• Global round is a go
• Will Eddie Jones coach a Japanese NRL team?
• PVL wants his own jet to play with
• Third-place playoff? More like turd face piss-off
• Census 2026: Where were all the rugby league questions?
• We test Grok’s NRL banter skills
• Bears’ jersey marketing misfires

In this episode:

• Simon leaves the podcast over reggae-based bullying
• Matt King swaps his chill lifeplan for the most stressful job in Australia
• The NRL's mediacop initiative has authoritarian overtones
• V'Landy's micromanages a dress code into NRL HQ
• Rugby league vs. the Vatican
• NRL Book Club: 'Enough to Bring Tears to Your Eyes', by Kevin Walters
• Special report: John Hopoate's Facebook page

In this episode:

• A reggae-inspired round summary
• Mackenzie Wiki's ponytail baloney (link)
• The Tigers get into vapes as they get in shape
• Are Accor Stadium's corporate values misaligned with rugby league?
• The Bad Socials Bears (link 1) (link 2)
• Socceroos fans are so pumped about the Rugby League World Cup
• Fantasy V'Landys: How to beat the blowouts

This episode brought to you by the NRL Spa, a holistic health experience drawn from 118 years of rugby league wisdom.

In this episode:

• A heavenly dacking at Canberra Stadium
• The Bunker stuffed up 3 times last weekend!
• Introducing the Southern Orcas
• The Shawshank Ascension: a reboot for the modern NRL player
• Dante's 6th level of NRL Hell: HERESY
• Fresh ideas for the clubs' weekly social media grind

In this episode:

• Raiders fans adopt the Viking Row - we have a better idea
• Telstra drops the Bunker and Teddy drops his shorts (again)
• We play 'guess the Club Statement'
• Fan Mailbag: a game show for contract backflippers
• Club socials wrap-up: changeroom perve edition
• Strategic planning for the rugby league theme park

(the origins of Reggie Rabbit)

(field line painting for Toops)

In this episode:

• EXCLUSIVE SIGNING NEWS
• FIFA World Cup Commentator Peter Drury recaps the last round
• The Roosters NRLW coach wants set restarts (we don't)
• Another week, another life saved by rugby league players
• All the chat about the new TV rights deal
• We get a call from a frustrated NRLW troll
• NRL Book Club: Captain Con, by Steve Roach