This episode Mylo welcomes his first-ever Friends guest to the couch: the one, the only, Lisa "Botox" Bauer, aka the Madonna of Mortgages, aka the woman living rent-free in Mylo's phone under an alias.

These two spill everything with zero chill and even less filter. Lisa gets real about being forced into her 2.0 era after Jennifer's Law benched her needle (40 years of experience apparently means nothing next to a fresh RN, but sure, Texas, okay), why $149 unlimited Botox should make you run and NOT walk, and the frozen-face horror story that'll have you clutching your good side.

Then it's a full send into the peptide rabbit hole: Ozempic that ghosted, tirzepatide that delivered, and Retta the "soul taker" that turns off the food noise and the drama noise in one shot. Add in a scale that dared to lie, a mentor who confirmed that growth happens when you stop giving a damn, and a handbag hoard so unhinged Bruce is inheriting a guest room that looks like a Louis Vuitton crime scene. It's messy, it's medical-grade, it's fabulous.

As Lisa says: if she's dying, she's dying thin, looking young, and leaving the bags to Bruce.

Chapters:

00:00 If I Die, I'm Dying Thin

00:38 Welcome Back, Baby: Meet Lisa Botox

02:05 The Madonna of Mortgages Reinvents Herself

04:10 Jennifer's Law & the Injection Ban

06:20 40 Years vs. a Piece of Paper

09:00 Find Your Why: Tony Robbins & Simon Sinek

10:15 Original Skin & Why Medical Backing Matters

11:20 $149 Unlimited Botox? Don't Walk, Run

12:00 The Frozen Face Horror Story

13:10 Peptides, Ozempic & the "Soul Taker"

17:00 Broker Owner Era: Growth When You Stop Caring

19:00 The Willow Bend Zen Escape

20:30 Botox Shoutouts: Necks Snatched

21:30 Buyer Beware: The Wild West of Peptides

23:00 Dying Thin & the Great Handbag Hoard

#MyloAndFriends #BotoxTalk #MedSpaTea #PeptideJourney #DallasBeauty #GLP1 #ReinventYourself #PodcastClips

If your life keeps serving you the same drama in a different outfit, this episode is the intervention you didn't know you needed. Mylo sits back down with transformational coach Kristen (of Sunflower Connections and activatemyvision.com) for Part 2 of a conversation that is equal parts therapy session, comedy special, and straight-up truth bomb.

From "matching era energy" to the legendary Mylo No-No Zone (a 360-degree energetic force field, not just a geographic location), this episode is a masterclass in knowing who you are, protecting what you've built, and finally giving yourself permission to thrive — loudly, unapologetically, and without the $600K goal card.

This is the part where Mylo says what you've been thinking but were too scared to put into the universe.

Chapters:

0:00 - The moment: cyclical life means you haven't learned the lesson

1:00 - Ozempic, peptides & healing your relationship with food

2:45 - Cookies, portion control & food as love (shoutout to Grandma)

4:30 - How a safe relationship changed everything

5:30 - Spicy Milo is back: matching era energy & reciprocation

7:30 - The world has gone cray: protecting your internal value

9:00 - Your value is independent of everyone and everything

11:00 - Why Milo doesn't flex the price tag (and when numbers DO matter)

12:00 - Understanding your tribe vs. the people you just love

14:00 - Friendships that fall apart: what Brittany Ray taught Milo

15:30 - The moment: cyclical life and the "am I the problem?" reckoning

17:00 - The no-no zone explained — it's a 360-degree force field

19:00 - You were born to breathe — stop chasing your "passion"

21:00 - From hairdresser to mortgage broker: the unplanned life

22:00 - Thriving is okay even when others aren't — stop dimming your light

24:30 - Everyone is special: stop comparing your success to theirs

25:00 - The $600K card that got lost (and why that's a good thing)

27:00 - Energy matching, attracting the right people & no-choice is a choice

29:00 - Gossip, shenanigans & being unapologetically 58

31:00 - You can't make anyone feel anything — on real apologies

33:00 - Kristen's resources: activatemyvision.com + Sunflower Connections

34:00 - Releasing old programming: this is who you truly are

#MondaysWithMylo #HealingEra #GenerationalTrauma #NervousSystemHealing #EnergyMatching #BoundariesAreSexy #ThriveUnapologetically

Buckle up, because Mylo brought in the big guns — and no, we don't mean a new mortgage product.

Guest Kristen Maurer, Master Practitioner of Neurolinguistic Programming, Mental Emotion Release, and Hypnotherapy (yes, that's her actual title — say it three times fast), joins the pod to get into the deep, unfiltered, root-cause work of healing.

We're talking about the stuff that's been living rent-free in your subconscious since before you were even born — because yes, generational trauma is science, honey, look it up. Mylo gets personal about losing $20K in back-to-back deal collapses, choosing faith over frustration, and why pausing is a power move, not a delay.

From surviving sexual trauma to standing fully in her power, Mylo delivers the kind of raw, unscheduled honesty that therapy charges by the hour for. Don't miss this one.

Chapters:

0:00 Intro & Welcome — Kristen Maurer, Voice Whisperer

1:30 What Is Neurolinguistic Programming, Really?

5:00 Why Most Coaching Programs Are Recycled Nonsense

7:00 Generational Trauma Is Literally in Your DNA

9:00 Getting to the Root Cause (Plants Don't Lie)

12:00 Mylo's Mortgage Coach Frasier & the Midnight Deadline Heist

16:00 Losing $20K in Two Days — Choosing Faith Over Frustration

18:00 The Match in the Dark Room: Choosing Your Light

20:00 "If Nobody Tells You, I'm On Your Side"

22:00 Retatrutide, Peptide Stacking & the GLP-3 Breakdown

26:00 When Food Noise Goes Quiet, Your Emotional Noise Gets Loud

29:00 The Whiskey Cake French Fry Ratio Injustice

31:00 Healing Through Trauma & Standing in Your Power

#MyloAndBenPodcast #NeurolinguisticProgramming #HealingJourney #GenerationalTrauma #GLP3Peptides #FaithOverFrustration #SubconsciousMind