This episode Mylo welcomes his first-ever Friends guest to the couch: the one, the only, Lisa "Botox" Bauer, aka the Madonna of Mortgages, aka the woman living rent-free in Mylo's phone under an alias.

These two spill everything with zero chill and even less filter. Lisa gets real about being forced into her 2.0 era after Jennifer's Law benched her needle (40 years of experience apparently means nothing next to a fresh RN, but sure, Texas, okay), why $149 unlimited Botox should make you run and NOT walk, and the frozen-face horror story that'll have you clutching your good side.

Then it's a full send into the peptide rabbit hole: Ozempic that ghosted, tirzepatide that delivered, and Retta the "soul taker" that turns off the food noise and the drama noise in one shot. Add in a scale that dared to lie, a mentor who confirmed that growth happens when you stop giving a damn, and a handbag hoard so unhinged Bruce is inheriting a guest room that looks like a Louis Vuitton crime scene. It's messy, it's medical-grade, it's fabulous.

As Lisa says: if she's dying, she's dying thin, looking young, and leaving the bags to Bruce.

Chapters:

00:00 If I Die, I'm Dying Thin

00:38 Welcome Back, Baby: Meet Lisa Botox

02:05 The Madonna of Mortgages Reinvents Herself

04:10 Jennifer's Law & the Injection Ban

06:20 40 Years vs. a Piece of Paper

09:00 Find Your Why: Tony Robbins & Simon Sinek

10:15 Original Skin & Why Medical Backing Matters

11:20 $149 Unlimited Botox? Don't Walk, Run

12:00 The Frozen Face Horror Story

13:10 Peptides, Ozempic & the "Soul Taker"

17:00 Broker Owner Era: Growth When You Stop Caring

19:00 The Willow Bend Zen Escape

20:30 Botox Shoutouts: Necks Snatched

21:30 Buyer Beware: The Wild West of Peptides

23:00 Dying Thin & the Great Handbag Hoard

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