Not long ago in the galaxy you're also currently occupying...

• Predator: Badlands - https://www.darkhorizons.com/dan-trachtenberg-on-his-predator-future/
• Avatar 3 made half as much as Avatar 1 - https://www.darkhorizons.com/third-avatar-gross-is-half-of-the-first/
• The Mandalorian and Grogu superbow trailer is weird - https://www.darkhorizons.com/big-game-spot-the-mandalorian-and-grogu/
• The Mandalorian and Grogu full trailer also looks bad - https://www.darkhorizons.com/full-trailer-the-mandalorian-and-grogu/
• Rogue Squadron writer isn't sure what's going on with it - https://www.darkhorizons.com/rogue-squadron-writer-talks-its-status/
• Jon Favreau might be leaving Star Wars - https://www.darkhorizons.com/jon-favreau-hints-at-potential-star-wars-exit/
• 28 Years Later part three might not happen - https://www.darkhorizons.com/third-28-years-later-looking-uncertain/
• There's a shortage at the Olympic village, and it's not beer - https://www.cosmopolitan.com/entertainment/celebs/a70350207/2026-winter-olympics-out-of-condoms/
• Olympic Skier is having a bad week - https://kotaku.com/olympic-skiier-confesses-cheating-gf-during-live-interview-after-winning-bronze-medal-2000667324
• Robotaxi company has to pay people to go close the car doors - https://kotaku.com/waymo-ai-taxi-robocars-close-doors-pay-doordash-drivers-atlanta-real-2000668711
• Realtors are using AI generated images, with... strange consequences - https://petapixel.com/2026/02/19/horror-demon-appears-in-dc-real-estate-listing-photo/
• Phil Spencer and Sarah Bond are leaving Microsoft - https://www.theverge.com/games/882363/xbox-microsoft-phil-spencer-out

Luke is wrestling with beard envy, or is he upset about something else?

• New stuff coming to Switch 2, including Indy and Fallout 4 - https://www.theverge.com/games/874282/nintendo-direct-february-2026-fallout-ff7
• Borderlands 4 is not coming to Switch 2 any time soon - https://kotaku.com/borderlands-4-switch-2-release-date-canceled-2000665470
• The Switch is Nintendo's best selling console - https://www.theverge.com/games/873098/nintendo-switch-era-best-selling-console
• AMD CEO says new Xbox in 2027 - https://kotaku.com/next-gen-xbox-on-track-for-2027-launch-says-amd-ceo-2000665496
• GTA 6 is still coming in November and they're planning big marketing stunts - https://kotaku.com/gta-6-still-confirmed-for-november-with-summer-marketing-blitz-planned-2000665452
• Baldurs Gate 3 TV series coming - https://www.darkhorizons.com/baldurs-gate-3-becoming-an-hbo-series/
• Olympic Dick News - https://arstechnica.com/health/2026/02/penisgate-erupts-at-olympics-scandal-exposes-risks-of-bulking-your-budge/
• The Trump Phone - https://www.theverge.com/gadgets/875190/trump-phone-t1-first-look-design-interview-eric-thomas-don-hendrickson

Are we getting old or is the world just getting worse? It's probably the world.

• No cameos in Starfighter - https://www.darkhorizons.com/starfighter-to-skip-star-wars-cameos/
• No dicks on the Switch - https://kotaku.com/nintendo-says-no-to-toxic-dong-on-switch-2-as-dispatch-devs-confirm-censored-content-2000663868
• Masters of the Universe trailer - https://www.darkhorizons.com/masters-of-the-universe-trailer-sparks-debate/
• Henry Cavill in Highlander - https://www.darkhorizons.com/first-look-henry-cavill-in-new-highlander/
• Chris Pratt talks Star Lord being an idiot in Infinity War - https://www.darkhorizons.com/chris-pratt-talks-star-lord-avengers-backlash/