In this episode, Kiki & Cowboy dive head-first into the Enneagram… or the "Any-o-Gram," "Audiogram," "Pain Scale," or whatever Cowboy decides to call it today. What starts as a personality-type discussion quickly turns into the couple hilariously interrupting each other, misquoting psychological concepts, confusing Phil Collins lyrics with life lessons, and accidentally revealing their own quirks in real time.

It's part relationship therapy, part comedy show, and part "Cowboy tries to follow directions while Kiki pulls the car over. Their running game of "who gets to hit the buzzer," this episode is a funny, unfiltered look at personality types…and the personalities that argue about them.

• Kiki tries to explain psychology, while Cowboy does everything possible except listen — including Monty Python references and self-appointed buzzer-duty.

• They reveal their types (Cowboy: Type 2 with accidental-achiever vibes; Kiki: Type 9 who's maybe a 1, but also maybe an 8… depending on the day).

• Cowboy flexes his "Type 3 wing" by reminding the world he recently hosted a gala in a tux and cowboy hat "in front of 400 people… kind of a big deal."

• The duo spirals into lovable chaos, proving that no matter the type, their relationship dynamic is the real star: supportive, sarcastic, and laugh-out-loud honest.

Reference:

"You've Got a Type" with Colton Simmons

https://open.spotify.com/episode/6rRCUy8DFdfzb9Rl2IYwfb?si=6f8aa827b1534d99

Key and Peele

https://youtu.be/QmzaPC-iRhQ?si=iVbjEsA2wsipcpWR

In this episode of Misadventures with Kiki and Cowboy, we learn two very important truths: 1) Kiki should never be underestimated when she wakes up before 7 a.m., and 2) Cowboy should always be suspicious when she does. Kiki hatched a plan involving coffee, scripts, and a morning radio show contest that could win them a Florida vacation with the Kid Kraddick Morning Show. Cowboy thought it was just another one of Kiki's "wild ideas" (read: potential chaos generators), but before he could even finish his coffee, she had written a full-blown script and was dragging him to rehearse lines like they were auditioning for Broadway.

The comedy really takes off when they start recording their "top nine reasons" they should join the family vacation. Rehearsals sound less like a polished pitch and more like a sitcom blooper reel—misread lines, debates over whether "six kids in college" sounds believable, and Cowboy realizing he's basically a co-star in Kiki's unscripted reality show. By the end, they've got multiple takes, sound effects, and the kind of marital banter that proves they'd either be the highlight of the vacation or the reason the radio crew never does this contest again. Either way, listeners win.

Top 5 Takeaways:

1. If Kiki is up before dawn, something is definitely about to happen.

2. Coffee is not a luxury—it's survival fuel when married to Kiki.

3. Writing a "simple 60-second promo" somehow turns into multiple takes, edits, and existential debates about tuition costs.

4. Cowboy has mastered the art of facepalming as a second language.

5. Their chaos is precisely why they'd make the perfect guests on a family vacation.

Find the full video here: https://youtu.be/4Albhptqu-E?si=T4Sp8gdYFIrRmGeg

In this lively and comedic podcast episode, Kiki and Cowboy recount a hilariously chaotic late-night mishap involving a unforeseen plumbing issues. The adventure begins when someone-who-shall-remain-nameless (ahem...Kiki) wakes up around midnight for a quick trip to the loo... only to face unexpected challenges - which prompt reflections on age, household quirks, and the unsung benefits of the Squatty Potty (a device Cowboy enthusiastically champions). While Kiki initially hesitates to delve into details, she ultimately shares the story of attempting to manage the rising water level in the toilet bowl despite frantic plunging, all in an effort to conceal her midnight misadventures while Cowboy slumbers blissfully unaware.

The duo's banter is filled with playful commentary, humorous asides, and tangents about Squatty Potty's anatomy-boosting merits... including showcasing a excerpt from the Squatty Potty commercial. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbYWhdLO43Q

Kiki's determination to resolve the situation without waking Cowboy leads to her crafting warning signs, running across a dark house, piliging the laundry room for buried dog towel treaures - showcasing her creativity, problem-solving under pressure and ability to leave any situation worse than it was before.... whilst the family dog watches over her antics.

The episode balances humor with relatable moments of domestic inconvenience, highlighting the duo's unique dynamic and ability to turn even a messy situation into an entertaining tale. Through their candid storytelling, Kiki and Cowboy invite listeners to laugh along with them at the absurdity of everyday life.

Their final advice: flush the Dumpster Fire, but do it at least twice!