Michelle will own that she is so over-the-moon excited for her guest today - lovingly called The Funniest Person On Earth - her ADHD takes over and she literally can't shut the f**k up. Yes, folks, MAMRIE HART from the This Might Get Weird podcast joins us in the world's coldest studio for an hour of literal guffaws amongst friends. On the non-exisent outline: Hairless dogs gone wild, Hollywood auditions gone horribly RIGHT, and anticipation for this week's Survivor finale (no spoilers!) that pose an American History X conundrum we truly hate. Most of the episode is spent recapping their Mother's Day Brunch from Heaven/Hell, where meals never get made and cars possibly towed, while Mich works on her Rosie Perez impression in real time. Safe to say parts of this had us crying laughing.

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What happens when two women cut from the same DNA cloth gather together in a Beverly Hills podcasting studio? Magic, that's what. Queen of The Bitch Bible Jackie Schimmel joins the show, a sort of North Star for Michelle who steadies the ship of morality and designer outlet sales. If you've ever wanted to listen in to a coånversation of women weighing the pros and cons of being a kind person but also wanting to get a little credit for it, or reprogramming a brain's genetic jealousy chip, this episode delivers a lot of food for thought... and yes, we did it Mike's Way. The concept of Brother Girls vs. Sister Girls is dissected and dare we say DEBUNKED, though feel free to weigh in on your thoughts in the Patreon comments section. And finally... Strangers. The book everyone is reading, including two of the most illiterate girls in LA who are also on this show. Shocking. Very!! Belle Burden's tale is one any woman could find herself in, unless she was Jewish, in which not a chance. This and so much more with one of our favorite people.

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If ever there is a time to celebrate, it's when comedian, off-Broadway star and top-tier Patron Bryan Safi @bryansafi stops by to shower us with a laugh that warms the heart and a spirit that soothes the soul. He's one of those guests where nothing is planned, and then the perfect episode slowly unfolds. Tales from Michelle's local post office, where a postman is either shaming or hitting on Mich (both?) and her sizable feet, which may be retribution for a horrible Collins Family situation that took place there years prior. Bryan walks us through his time on Steve Harvey's Family Feud, and our bid to SWEEP on Celebrity Wheel. Plus, the grat mystery of our time: What happened to GOOD designer/fast fashion collabs? The landfills wanna know! So we ask: Is there an interaction you've had where you've caught strays from a stranger for no reason?? DM us on Patreon or @themichcollshow on IG and we'll read them on an upcoming ep!

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