How is it possible that we've put men on the moon, mapped the human genome, and developed artificial intelligence, yet some men still don't understand where women pee from?

This week on The Women Are Plotting, Etienne, Heidi, and Jane tackle the astonishing—and sometimes downright hilarious—misconceptions men have about women's bodies. And trust us, some of these beliefs will leave you wondering whether anyone was paying attention in sex ed.

From men who think women can hold in their periods like pee, to those who believe tampon sizes correspond to vagina sizes, the ladies uncover some truly spectacular examples of anatomical ignorance. Apparently, some men even think women's breasts are permanently stocked with milk, ready to dispense on demand!

Jane shares the unforgettable story of how her future husband, after a night of drinking in New York City, decided to conduct his own anatomical research while she peed under a streetlight at 3 a.m. Meanwhile, Etienne draws on her nursing experience to explain just how tricky female anatomy can be—even for medical professionals.

But the conversation goes much deeper than clueless men and questionable sex education.

The women explore why female bodies have historically been overlooked in medical research, how little many of us learned about our own sexual anatomy, and why ignorance about women's reproductive health becomes especially dangerous when it influences medical treatment and legislation.

They also get candid about menopause, hormone replacement therapy, urinary health, the clitoris, orgasms, and why women shouldn't have to accept uncomfortable symptoms as an inevitable part of getting older.

Equal parts outrageous, educational, and unapologetically filthy, this episode is a hilarious reminder that women's bodies aren't some unsolvable mystery—we just need to start talking about them.

Because if you don't know the difference between a vagina and a urethra, maybe it's time to stop pretending you're an expert on women's bodies.

Join Etienne, Heidi, and Jane for another unfiltered conversation about sex, science, aging, and the spectacular things people still don't know about half the human population.

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