This week, Nicole and Shanice have questions for men, the internet and honestly society at large.

After a Petty Check-In covering bad breakfast orders, questionable beauty marketing, traffic rage and the people currently under judgment, the sisters move into Men Need to Explain Themselves and discuss the behaviors men may think are attractive but which instead produce an immediate ick.

Next comes Toxic Would You Rather, featuring an assortment of romantic scenarios in which apparently nobody is allowed to know peace. Would you rather date a man who follows 3,000 Instagram models or one who follows nobody? Find out he cheated once or discover he’s secretly been DMing his ex for six months? Have access to his location forever or unrestricted access to his phone for ten minutes?

Shanice also recaps seeing Jack Harlow in Atlanta, from waiting for barricade and meeting fellow fans to helping a first-time concertgoer get Jack’s attention.

Later, Petty or Valid puts birthday posts, unanswered texts, strategic reply times, post-breakup unfollowing and questionable wedding invitations on trial.

The sisters also tackle the things society needs to stop pretending are normal, including the internet’s obsession with humiliating strangers over minor mistakes, before moving into red flags, oversharing, friendships with exes and why sometimes disliking someone requires supporting research.

Finally, Nicole and Shanice make their cases for Pettiest of the Week, with one sister embracing committed investigative hating and the other advocating for a more relaxed, low-calorie form of pettiness.

Basically: dating, delusion, red flags, Jack Harlow and judgment.

As nature intended. 🎙️