Somewhere between a Yankee Stadium spiritual awakening and a nationwide lettuce crisis, we recorded this episode. And listen, the writers of America The Soap Opera did NOT take the week off.
Joyhdae and Ryan are still floating from JAŸ-Z's three night residency at Yankee Stadium (yes, both of us went, no, we are not okay), Ryan is child-free and barely knows what week it is, and somehow we still delivered. There's death. There's mystery. There's a parasite. There's a scam. There's HOV. That's not a teaser, that's the actual rundown.
Also Natalie sent a voice note. On the work phone. Ryan has thoughts.
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Segment Breakdown
AITA: Wine at the Kids' Table
A solo traveler in Tenerife, a family of five with opinions, and a glass of wine that mysteriously disappears. What she orders next is the reason we can never say we're the bigger person. We give our honest takes and reveal exactly how petty each of us would have been. (Spoiler: very.)
Lindsey Graham Is Gone... and Where Is Mitch?
Senator Lindsey Graham died suddenly at 71, and the internet showed exactly zero grace. Meanwhile the Mitch McConnell conspiracy theories are conspiracy-ing, because y'all really thought one AI-looking photo was gonna hold us over? Somebody go do a welfare check.
The Lettuce Situation (Cyclospora Outbreak 2026)
The worst cyclospora outbreak on record, 7,000 cases and counting, and nobody can tell us where it's coming from because somebody pulled the research. We talk salads, spinach supremacy, and why Joyhdae hasn't touched a tomato since the Bush administration.
Boosie Paid $600K For a Pardon That Never Existed
Two convicted felons told Boosie Badazz they had Trump on speed dial. They did not. We discuss the scam, the typo-filled contract, and why our sympathy is currently unavailable. Please leave a message.
Leave KevOnStage Alone
It's the third time this year y'all have been mad at this man, and this round might be the silliest one yet. We get into church folk, shame culture, and why the pastor who stays in a scandal gets more grace than a comedian being honest.
HOV Did That: JAŸ-Z’s Yankee Stadium Residency
Three nights. Three completely different shows. Reasonable Doubt, The Blueprint, and an extra innings finale that started after midnight and ended with fireworks at 2:45 AM on a work night. Blue Ivy on the keys, Eminem out the cave, Beyoncé, Rihanna, Alicia Keys, and enough Easter eggs to keep the internet busy until next summer. We were both in the building and we are STILL not over it.
Dad vs Auntie Jokes
Shout out to Hudson. That's all we're legally allowed to say. The punchlines stay in the episode.
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Drop It:

If you're still recovering from the JAŸ-Z weekend, if you've side-eyed a salad this month, or if you've ever been told "words mean things" in a group chat, this episode is for you.

• How petty would YOU have been at that Tenerife dinner table?
• Do you actually believe Mitch McConnell is okay?
• Which night of the JAŸ-Z residency was the best? (There's a correct answer—Ryan is wrong)

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CHAPTERS
00:00 — Intro
00:05 — Opening Banter
05:11 — The Rundown
06:01 — AITA: Wine at the Kids' Table
13:41 — Lindsey Graham Is Gone... and Where Is Mitch?
23:23 — The Lettuce Situation (Cyclospora Outbreak 2026)
27:14 — Boosie Paid $600K For a Pardon That Never Existed
31:39 — Leave KevOnStage Alone
42:35 — HOV Did That: JAŸ-Z’s Yankee Stadium Residency
01:05:12 — Dad vs Auntie Jokes
01:08:19 — Find Us On All The Things!
01:09:26 — Two More For The Road...
01:10:39 — Outro