Welcome to a special Thanksgiving edition of Matt and Craig’s Excellent Podcast. Do you eat turkey? Then you're eating something’s family. A turkey family. The laws of karma say you’ll be met with crippling depression after your last turkey bite, and it’ll hit you in the face like a bucket of leftover mashed potatoes dropped off of a balcony. In an attempt to shame you, a man dressed up like a turkey and sat, um, like a turkey (probably basted) on a metropolitan street corner. Some PETA protest or something. He’s probably still there or, for the unlucky, camped out in your dining room ready to snatch the turkey from your hungry little mouth.

Later in MCEP, Jenna Jameson, a highly decorated actress who’s starred in over 120 movies, is helping others rediscover their inner faith. She’s born again, she’s found Jesus, although a little surprising with acting credits like “Where the Boys Aren’t 17” and “Dirty Bob’s Excellent Adventures”. Never mind that she converted to Judaism in 2015. That was yesterday, like 80 movies ago! Cheers for redemption. Jeers for the possibility of a comeback tour.

There’s also our Worst Case Scenario chat, now called Matt and Craig Save the World. We’ll give it a different name in a couple of weeks and then change it again at the fiscal. Or not. The Final Boss segment includes Golden Axe, an arcade game that ruled the earth and destroyed communism.

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Welcome to the alligator wrestling, Hooters spinoff edition of MCEP. This is episode four, where Matt Bair and Craig Collins instruct you on how to survive a hungry alligator that’s trying to eat you. Have you ever been in the clutches of an alligator’s monstrous jaws? Maybe not yet, but you will be. It’s a rite of passage, making this a must listen to episode. Really. Later, in celebration of Hooters Restaurants extricating itself from Chapter 11 bankruptcy, Craig recalls a visit to a Mexican restaurant where the wait staff actually out-Hooters an actual Hooters. No, the wing sauce isn’t infused with a Carolina Reaper, but the employee attire does include visible thong underwear instead of cheeky shorts.

It’s a real place, not heaven.

The final boss segment features NBA Jam, the granddaddy of sports games at your local arcade hall. Boom shakalaka THEY’RE ON FIRE! Insert a quarter into an NBA Jam cabinet and artificially ball like Charles Oakley. Dreams do come true.

It’s Ep. 4 of Matt and Craig’s Excellent Podcast. Thanks for stopping by.

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