This week the chaos levels are high and the patience levels are… questionable 😅

We kick things off by dreaming big and revealing which Olympic sports we’d compete in — before the conversation takes a turn that proves not everyone is built for sporting glory.

We also dive into the bizarre rise of “fur leaders” running for mayor across parts of the US, debate the everyday things that test our patience and send our blood pressure soaring, and chat about the headlines surrounding Britney Spears selling her music catalogue.

Elsewhere, it’s John vs Clare in this week’s Cockney slang Head2Head, and we hear another eyebrow-raising anonymous confession that you definitely won’t forget in a hurry 👀

Expect laughs, friendly fire, questionable opinions, and the wonderfully weird stories you don’t hear in the mainstream.

This week… we might genuinely be scraping the barrel 😅

We chat about a bold new school uniform change coming to one lucky school and whether teenage us would’ve loved it or rebelled immediately. Then we spiral into the genius world of councils letting residents name their bin lorries (and snow ploughs!) — proving British creativity is alive and well 🗑️❄️

There’s a nostalgic throwback to our own school prom days — awkward dances, questionable outfits, and memories that probably should’ve stayed buried.

Brace yourself for our most disgusting Confession yet 🤢 and a very windy Head2Head, as the two Cla(i)res battle it out in breezy fashion 💨😂

It’s chaotic, it’s ridiculous, and we absolutely loved every second.

If there was ever an episode that truly lived up to its title, this is the one.

Episode 6 of Mash-up: After Hours throws the rulebook out of the window as the conversations drift firmly into territory that definitely wouldn’t survive daytime radio.

Clare brings yet another collection of jaw-dropping laws being introduced around the world — thankfully none of them here in the UK — before John opens the floodgates on the words you absolutely cannot say on the radio. Unsurprisingly, this is where things get colourful, earning this week’s episode its very fitting title.

Claire, also known as Bob, turns her attention to The Traitors, unpacking how it’s taken over households across the country and why everyone now fancies themselves as a tactical genius.

Somewhere along the way, the conversation takes a sharp turn into funeral plans, alongside a whole host of other topics that spiral wildly, unpredictably, and hilariously off course. Add in John taking on Clare Pal in this week’s Head2Head, another eyebrow-raising listener confession, and plenty of moments that probably should’ve been edited out… and you’ve got an episode that’s unfiltered, chaotic, and very much not suitable for children.

Listener discretion is strongly advised 🎧😏