Susan has an irrational fear of canned goods, Bree's body gets the ick, and Dr Goldfine is gold... fine? Wasn't he suppose to have been THROWN off a BRIDGE? In this week's episode, Erin and Jakub are delighted to see Slut Lawyer gain a new moniker and yes, he is back in his slutty little glasses.

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"Marty Gots a Plan" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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"Run Amok" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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Brightly Fancy Kevin MacLeod (⁠incompetech.com⁠)

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Content Warnings:

This episode contains discussions of suicide, death, sex, racism, addiction, abortion, violence, grooming, and statutory rape within the context of the show Desperate Housewives.

Lynette remembers she's hot, Rex is somehow still in grave danger, Betty goes to the police and Slut Lawyer returns. In this week's episode, Erin and Jakub finally drop some significant lore from their past, and Jakub reveals the Big Bad of Season 2 Julie the Vampire Slayer.

Happy Wisteria Wednesday!

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Music:

"Marty Gots a Plan" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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"Run Amok" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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Brightly Fancy Kevin MacLeod (⁠incompetech.com⁠)

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Content Warnings:

This episode contains discussions of suicide, death, sex, racism, addiction, abortion, violence, grooming, and statutory rape within the context of the show Desperate Housewives.

Julie commits vehicular murder on a British nanny, Gaby’s new lawyer wears slutty little glasses, and Tom Scavo comes out on top! In this week’s episode, Erin and Jakub reflect on what the email addresses are of Wisteria Lane’s residents.

Happy Wisteria Wednesday!

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Music:

"Marty Gots a Plan" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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"Run Amok" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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Brightly Fancy Kevin MacLeod (⁠incompetech.com⁠)

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Content Warnings:

This episode contains discussions of suicide, death, sex, racism, addiction, abortion, violence, grooming, and statutory rape within the context of the show Desperate Housewives.

George takes a lie detector test and he is NOT the father but IS the murderer, the costume department have decreed that everybody has to wear the same colour, and Edie outs herself as a member of the Von Trapp family. In this week’s episode, Jakub impersonates Lisa Vanderpump in Dungeons and Dragons, and Erin has beef with James Lafferty from One Tree Hill.

Happy Wisteria Wednesday!

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Music:

"Marty Gots a Plan" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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"Run Amok" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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Brightly Fancy Kevin MacLeod (⁠incompetech.com⁠)

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Content Warnings:

This episode contains discussions of suicide, death, sex, racism, addiction, abortion, violence, grooming, and statutory rape within the context of the show Desperate Housewives.

Susan gets an unforgettable blow out, Edie joins a rollerblading gang, and Carlos rocks some heavy blue eye shadow. In this week's episode, Jakub and Erin talk Dungeons and Dragons and continue to thirst of the problematic king himself, Karl Mayer.

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Music:

"Marty Gots a Plan" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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"Run Amok" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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Brightly Fancy Kevin MacLeod (⁠incompetech.com⁠)

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Content Warnings:

This episode contains discussions of suicide, death, sex, racism, addiction, abortion, violence, grooming, and statutory rape within the context of the show Desperate Housewives.

Bree has a mourning bun in the oven, Rex is a massive Swiftie and we get a new Blonde and Brunette rivalry. In this week's episode, Erin and Jakub are back to business as usual which means: forgetting plot lines, Jakub has gotten married, and Erin goes on several tangents. Happy Wisteria Wednesday!

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Music:

"Marty Gots a Plan" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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"Run Amok" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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Brightly Fancy Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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Content Warnings:

This episode contains discussions of suicide, death, sex, racism, addiction, abortion, violence, grooming, and statutory rape within the context of the show Desperate Housewives.

Why hello Desperados. Did you miss us? We definitely missed you. We are honoured, delighted and excited to announce that we are back for a season two of desperation.

We are coming back to you on *drumroll* Wednesday 3rd December and please enjoy a sneak preview of 2x01.

Stay Desperate!

Erin and Jakub

Music:

"Marty Gots a Plan" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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We're back Desperados, and we did not come back empty handed! We have games, we have scripts, and we have our final Husband Rankings.

In this very special Season 1 Recap episode, Erin and Jakub catch up after a brutal two weeks apart and so much has changed - Erin hates goatees and Jakub has a moustache!

Happy Wisteria Wednesday!

Music:

"Marty Gots a Plan" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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"Run Amok" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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Volatile Reaction Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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Content Warnings:

This episode contains discussions of suicide, death, sex, addiction, abortion, violence, grooming, and statutory rape within the context of the show Desperate Housewives.