It's Julie's (13th and/or 14th?) Birthday, we are in a Mean Girls movie remake, and we all need to start spreading the news and we ARE leaving today because Susan is giving a haunting rendition of New York, New York. This week, we are unpacking episode 1x11, where Erin's mum thinks she is TOO tough on Susan and Jakub's mum shows her inner Bree Van De Kamp.

Music:

"Marty Gots a Plan" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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"Run Amok" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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Content Warnings:

This episode contains discussions of suicide, death, sex, addiction, violence, grooming, and statutory rape within the context of the show Desperate Housewives.

Edie attends the Barbie movie premiere, Gaby unleashes her inner Marie Kondo and Rex orders from the menu of Maisy Gibbons! This week, we are unpacking episode 1x10, where Erin and Jakub disagree on Susan's choices in lingerie, and both scream with joy as Julie the Vampire Slayer finally confronts her mother.

Music:

"Marty Gots a Plan" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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"Run Amok" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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Content Warnings:

This episode contains discussions of suicide, death, sex, addiction, violence, grooming, and statutory rape within the context of the show Desperate Housewives.

Bree is a police sniffer dog, Gaby joins Toe-nly Fans, and the category is… going commando? In this week’s episode Erin and Jakub ponder if Lynette often frequents a notable Edinburgh landmark and present a Wisteria Lane Fashion Police special!

Music:

"Marty Gots a Plan" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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"Run Amok" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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Content Warnings:

This episode contains discussions of suicide, death, sex, addiction, violence, grooming, and statutory rape within the context of the show Desperate Housewives.

It's a double murder in Wisteria Lane, Bree's serving Kim Possible, and Lynette is NOT okay. In this week's episode, Erin tries not to cry and says goodbye to her beloved Bongo while Jakub is ready to block absolutely everybody who disagrees with him.

Music:

"Marty Gots a Plan" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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"Run Amok" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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Content Warnings:

This episode contains discussions of suicide, death, sex, addiction, violence, grooming, and statutory rape within the context of the show Desperate Housewives.

Detective Juanita has cracked the case, Susan and Edie shoot the bull together, and evil drives a minivan. This week's an absolute car crash with Jakub comparing a character to Moo Deng and Erin getting way too intense about stationery.

Music:

"Marty Gots a Plan" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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"Run Amok" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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Content Warnings:

This episode contains discussions of suicide, death, sex, addiction, violence, grooming, and statutory rape within the context of the show Desperate Housewives.

Susan harasses the elderly, Lynette starts an anti-woke agenda mutiny, and WHO IS DANA? In this episode, Erin's put in a catatonic state and Jakub goes fully back into the closet after a life-changing Outfit of the Week, while the two co-hosts demand justice for Jordana Geist.

Music:

"Marty Gots a Plan" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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"Run Amok" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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Content Warnings:

This episode contains discussions of suicide, death, sex, violence, grooming, and statutory rape within the context of the show Desperate Housewives.

A crime spree sweeps Wisteria Lane, Mama Solis comes into town, and a Mexican soap opera references the pod? In this episode, Erin and Jakub give the Scavo twins a run for their money with their twin telepathy as they agree on ALMOST everything...

Music:

"Marty Gots a Plan" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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"Run Amok" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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Content Warnings:

This episode contains discussions of suicide, death, sex, violence, grooming, and statutory rape within the context of the show Desperate Housewives.

Martha Huber is a blackmailing carnivore, Gaby learns to put a sock in it, and Bree gets turned Topsy Turvy by Andrew's antics. In episode 1x04, Erin and Jakub argue over an Outfit of the Week's similarity to a baked good.

Music:

"Marty Gots a Plan" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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"Run Amok" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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Content Warnings:

This episode contains discussions of suicide, death, sex, violence, grooming, and statutory rape within the context of the show Desperate Housewives.