It’s our SEASON 2 recap and what a season it has been. Death Counts, Affair Counts, Marriage Counts. Call Erin Count Dracula. Call Jakub and ask where he got this beautiful shirt. Join us for this brief recap episode as we gear up to post season three - coming in September.

Happy Wisteria Wednesday!

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Music:

"Marty Gots a Plan" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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"Run Amok" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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Brightly Fancy Kevin MacLeod (⁠incompetech.com⁠)

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Content Warnings:

This podcast contains discussions of suicide, death, sex, racism, addiction, abortion, violence, grooming, and statutory rape within the context of the show Desperate Housewives.

It’s the season two finale! Zach begins his Batman origin story, Karl and Susan’s flame has officially burned out, and the Applewhites finally leave the lane behind. Not only that, but Boss Man Nora makes her debut and Xiao Mei’s ripped her Sister Mary Hotpanties.

In this week’s VIDEO episode, Erin gets a goatee and Jakub aggressively campaigns against Gaby wearing red.

Happy Wisteria Wednesday!

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Music:

"Marty Gots a Plan" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License

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"Run Amok" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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Brightly Fancy Kevin MacLeod (⁠incompetech.com⁠)

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Content Warnings:

This podcast contains discussions of suicide, death, sex, racism, addiction, abortion, violence, grooming, and statutory rape within the context of the show Desperate Housewives.

Carlos is DEAD, Mike’s proposing to his GRANDMOTHER, and YOU’RE in for a WIG.

In this week’s episode, Erin misses her close personal friend Mary Alice and Jakub explains women’s hairstyles for our friends at home.

Happy Wisteria Wednesday!

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Instagram: @mawdyd

Tiktok: @mawdydpod

Music:

"Marty Gots a Plan" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License

http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

"Run Amok" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License

http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Brightly Fancy Kevin MacLeod (⁠incompetech.com⁠)

Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License

http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Content Warnings:

This podcast contains discussions of suicide, death, sex, racism, addiction, abortion, violence, grooming, and statutory rape within the context of the show Desperate Housewives.

A Bree-nado hits Fairview, Susan’s belly button reveal, and Carlos has completely forgotten both his allergies and his morals.

In this week’s episode, Erin and Jakub FINALLY are able to explain the lady fingers joke from season one and no, it is not worth it.

Happy Wisteria Wednesday!

Patreon: patreon.com/mawdyd

Instagram: @mawdyd

Tiktok: @mawdydpod

Music:

"Marty Gots a Plan" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License

http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

"Run Amok" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License

http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Brightly Fancy Kevin MacLeod (⁠incompetech.com⁠)

Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License

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Content Warnings:

This podcast contains discussions of suicide, death, sex, racism, addiction, abortion, violence, grooming, and statutory rape within the context of the show Desperate Housewives.

Susan’s becoming a lesbian on Tuesday, the Applewhite basement has a new occupant and - alas - it’s the episode of the lads.

In this week’s episode, Erin contemplates giving knives to babies and shockingly Jakub is the one defending Carlos in the husband rankings.

Happy Wisteria Wednesday!

Patreon: patreon.com/mawdyd

Instagram: @mawdyd

Tiktok: @mawdydpod

Music:

"Marty Gots a Plan" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License

http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

"Run Amok" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License

http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Brightly Fancy Kevin MacLeod (⁠incompetech.com⁠)

Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License

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Content Warnings:

This podcast contains discussions of suicide, death, sex, racism, addiction, abortion, violence, grooming, and statutory rape within the context of the show Desperate Housewives.

Bree sends an innocent man to jail, Edie and Susan tag team waitresses, and Lynette plays Cyrano for Frat Boy Fred.

In this week’s episode, Erin and Jakub are both crying their eyes out.

Happy Wisteria Wednesday!

Patreon: patreon.com/mawdyd

Instagram: @mawdyd

Tiktok: @mawdydpod

Music:

"Marty Gots a Plan" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License

http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

"Run Amok" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License

http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Brightly Fancy Kevin MacLeod (⁠incompetech.com⁠)

Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License

http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Content Warnings:

This podcast contains discussions of suicide, death, sex, racism, addiction, abortion, violence, grooming, and statutory rape within the context of the show Desperate Housewives.

Felicia and Paul are giving Enemies to Lovers, Bree’s wicked stepmom comes into town, and a new bombshell enters the cinema, and it’s hail hath no fury like

In this week’s episode, Erin has a filthy mind and Jakub is too good for us now that he is on television.

Happy Wisteria Wednesday!

Patreon: patreon.com/mawdyd

Instagram: @mawdyd

Tiktok: @mawdydpod

Music:

"Marty Gots a Plan" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License

http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

"Run Amok" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License

http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Brightly Fancy Kevin MacLeod (⁠incompetech.com⁠)

Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License

http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Content Warnings:

This podcast contains discussions of suicide, death, sex, racism, addiction, abortion, violence, grooming, and statutory rape within the context of the show Desperate Housewives.

Carlos and Gaby are forced to tackle Temptation, Julie is the captain of Team Edie, and somebody needs to take the cardigans away from Susan.

In this week’s episode, Erin has a heartbreaking take on Edie Britt.

Happy Wisteria Wednesday!

Patreon: patreon.com/mawdyd

Instagram: @mawdyd

Tiktok: @mawdydpod

Music:

"Marty Gots a Plan" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License

http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

"Run Amok" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License

http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Brightly Fancy Kevin MacLeod (⁠incompetech.com⁠)

Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License

http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Content Warnings:

This podcast contains discussions of suicide, death, sex, racism, addiction, abortion, violence, grooming, and statutory rape within the context of the show Desperate Housewives.