Oh, it’s good to back. We will be back posting new weekly recaps for you from 5th May and it’s a GREAT episode to come back to.

Miss us too much to wait? Go to our Patreon and check out our free extended preamble episode below:

https://www.patreon.com/posts/156692352?utm_campaign=postshare_creator

We love you Desperados and happy Wisteria Wednesday ❤️🍎

Music:

"Marty Gots a Plan" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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"Run Amok" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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Brightly Fancy Kevin MacLeod (⁠incompetech.com⁠)

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To our patient Desperados, here's a bonus episode that's ALL preamble, baby! You'll get to hear about Jakub's recent dating life, Erin's plan for Jakub's funeral, and more. If you're one of the Desperados that never skips to the recap portion of our main episodes, then this one's for you. Please enjoy catching up with us as Erin continues her move and setting up her new home.

Next week, Jakub will be posting a solo watch along for 2x12 on Patreon, which he can't wait to record! I'm sure you've been missing our thoughts on the ladies of Wisteria Lane as much as we have missed discussing it. We can't wait to get stuck back into season 2 and will be back at it as soon as we possibly can.

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"Marty Gots a Plan" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License

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Erin and Jakub transport themselves from Wisteria Lane to Utah for a wee city break. Whether you're familiar with them or not, buckle up to hear about the madness of The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. This is NOT a recap, more of a semi-structured conversation, and we hope you'll join us for this detour on route to the next main episode.

We have a few more random bits of bonus content we think you'll love in the pipeline for our break while Erin moves house, so checkout Patreon.com/mawdyd to listen in full and see the other bits of bonus content. As always, crucially, stay desperate!

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"Marty Gots a Plan" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License

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The girls are fighting, Betty needs to call Pest Control, and it’s a Battle of the Zaddys (Zach’s daddys).

This week, Erin and Jakub discuss their favourite DJ, Meredith Marks, and Erin loses both her phone and her mind.

Happy Wisteria Wednesday!

Patreon: patreon.com/mawdyd

Instagram: @mawdyd

Tiktok: @mawdydpod

Music:

"Marty Gots a Plan" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License

http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

"Run Amok" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License

http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Brightly Fancy Kevin MacLeod (⁠incompetech.com⁠)

Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License

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Content Warnings:

This podcast contains discussions of suicide, death, sex, racism, addiction, abortion, violence, grooming, and statutory rape within the context of the show Desperate Housewives.

Lynette holds a child hostage, Zach returns from Hyrox training, and we meet Barbie Bree. This week, someone is trying to HACK US and Jakub changes his mind on who this season’s big bad is.

Happy Wisteria Wednesday!

Patreon: patreon.com/mawdyd

Instagram: @mawdyd

Tiktok: @mawdydpod

Music:

"Marty Gots a Plan" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License

http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

"Run Amok" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License

http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Brightly Fancy Kevin MacLeod (⁠incompetech.com⁠)

Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License

http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Content Warnings:

This podcast contains discussions of suicide, death, sex, racism, addiction, abortion, violence, grooming, and statutory rape within the context of the show Desperate Housewives.

A new supreme rises, Lynette has pissed off her hairdresser and Susan acquires a daddy. In this week’s episode, Erin and Jakub put their Catholic school knowledge to the test.

Patreon: patreon.com/mawdyd

Instagram: @mawdyd

Tiktok: @mawdydpod

Music:

"Marty Gots a Plan" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License

http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

"Run Amok" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License

http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Brightly Fancy Kevin MacLeod (⁠incompetech.com⁠)

Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License

http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Content Warnings:

This podcast contains discussions of suicide, death, sex, racism, addiction, abortion, violence, grooming, and statutory rape within the context of the show Desperate Housewives.

Tasers and fires and stares - oh my! Mike says Gardyloo, the aliens have landed and it’s the pilot episode of Betty Little Liars. This week, Erin and Jakub argue about the finale of Stranger Things and wonder what the worst ever tv finale was.

Patreon: patreon.com/mawdyd

Instagram: @mawdyd

Tiktok: @mawdydpod

Music:

"Marty Gots a Plan" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License

http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

"Run Amok" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License

http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Brightly Fancy Kevin MacLeod (⁠incompetech.com⁠)

Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License

http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Content Warnings:

This podcast contains discussions of suicide, death, sex, racism, addiction, abortion, violence, grooming, and statutory rape within the context of the show Desperate Housewives.

Liza Minnelli is George’s lesbian mother, Funny Mike is at the Cinema, and NO Danielle slander will be tolerated this episode. In this week’s episode, Jakub has a serious case of the blues and the pair discuss their heartbreak diets.

Patreon: patreon.com/mawdyd

Instagram: @mawdyd

Tiktok: @mawdydpod

Music:

"Marty Gots a Plan" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License

http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

"Run Amok" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License

http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Brightly Fancy Kevin MacLeod (⁠incompetech.com⁠)

Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License

http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Content Warnings:

This podcast contains discussions of suicide, death, sex, racism, addiction, abortion, violence, grooming, and statutory rape within the context of the show Desperate Housewives.