In the firehouse birthdays aren’t marked with parties or piles of presents. Most of the time you’re lucky if someone grabs you a card... or maybe a balloon from the grocery store. (Hold back your excitement folks!) The real tradition? Pranks and hazing. Sometimes hilarious, sometimes questionable, always memorable.

In this episode, Jimmy's sharing some of the funniest stories from his time in the firehouse. From collapsing beds and Kool-Aid-soaked socks, to uniforms frozen rock-solid... these pranks range from clever to absolutely ridiculous. There were even some unexpected lessons along the way, like how humor can keep a team bonded through long shifts, and how going too far can test the limits of respect and trust.

Because in the firehouse, the hazing wasn’t just about fun, it was also about learning how to live, work, and co-exist together under one roof.

This episode is a glimpse at the lighter side of station life. Where brotherhood is built on long shifts, shared laughter, and the occasional prank gone sideways. Because at the end of the day, it’s not the cake you remember, it’s the chaos.

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Many people overlook the needs of their aging loved ones when creating emergency plans. In reality, Grandma may not have a plan at all. That's why it's essential to include her specific needs in your safety strategy.

In this episode, Jimmy and Megan discuss how disaster preparedness evolves as we (and our loved ones) age. They cover everything from slip-proof showers and sturdy handrails to go-bags tailored for seniors, providing insights into what it truly takes to keep elderly family members safe.

They share personal stories about the frantic search for grandparents after an earthquake, navigating insufficient facility plans, and finding creative solutions to real challenges, such as maintaining oxygen concentrators and keeping refrigerated medications cold during power outages.

Whether you're supporting a parent, grandparent, or planning for your own safety, this conversation is filled with practical tips and important questions to discuss at home. When emergencies arise, it's vital to include all your loved ones in the plan, especially your grandparents.

Join us and take the opportunity to become more confident in caring for your loved ones before the next disaster happens.

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What do frostbite, CPR, fire extinguishers, and a cardboard cutout of Justin Bieber have in common? They all make an appearance in this week’s episode. And yes, that’s exactly the kind of day it was.

Jimmy and Megan are playing “Two Truths and a Lie,” Life Safety style. Each round tests Jimmy’s ability to separate fact from fiction on topics like drowning, emergency kits, seizures, airplane safety, and more. Turns out, not everything we learned in the ‘90s holds up... tilt your head back for a nosebleed, or not to tilt?

Along the way, Jimmy shares a story about a bleach vs. urinal incident that may have turned into a hazmat response, and your hosts unpack why knowing the right version of age-old advice can make a big difference in an emergency.

And just when you think they’re done, Jimmy drops in a “Would You Rather” question from his niece that pits two of his worst fears against each other: clowns and childbirth. His answer? Thoughtful… with just a touch of panic.

This one’s full of curveballs, old-school myths, and random safety tips you’ll actually want to remember.

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You know that one friend who insists they “don’t burn”, then spends the whole beach day turning into a lobster? Yeah… don’t be that friend.

In this episode, we’re talking all things too much sun and not enough water. Jimmy and Megan sharing stories, smart tips, and a few bad decisions from their own half-baked adventures. You’ll hear how to treat a sunburn (please skip the butter), what dehydration actually feels like, and how to cool someone down fast if they’re headed toward heat stroke.

Also on the menu: dreams of swimming with sharks, watch-tan regrets, and something called the taco method (yes, it’s a real thing for cooling people down... yes, we're hungry now too).

So whether you’re beach-bound, hiking in the heat, or laying out in the backyard like a teenager, this one’s full of easy tips to keep you and your favorite friends safe this summer.

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It’s odorless, invisible, and a little misunderstood. In this episode we're busting some of the most common myths about carbon monoxide. Including why that outlet plug detector might be a waste of your moola.

We'll break down how CO poisoning actually works, where you should place your detectors, and how to avoid other sneaky everyday dangers, like blocked chimneys and indoor grilling disasters, to running generators during a blackout.

We're also sharing:

• Why you won't feel like you’re suffocating… until it’s too late
• What symptoms to watch for (and why it can look like the flu)
• How carbon monoxide affects pets (and why your cat might be the new canary)
• Why carbon monoxide is slightly lighter than air, and how that effects detector placement
• What to do immediately if the alarm goes off (hint: it’s not waving a kitchen towel at it)

This topic might not be flashy, but it’s personal. Admit it... we’ve all ignored a beeping alarm or assumed a detector was working just because it was there.

We’ve seen first hand what happens when people don’t know the signs, and how easy it is to prevent a tragedy with just a few simple changes. So in this episode we’re making it easy to understand, and throwing in a little humor - as always.

Whether you’re a renter with a mystery detector in the hallway or a homeowner trying to figure out what "turbulent air" means, this episode will give you some new insights.

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You’ve probably seen it in movies... someone collapses, a family member screams “They have a DNR!” and suddenly everyone freezes. But what actually happens in real life when a do-not-resuscitate order enters the scene?

In this episode, Jimmy and Megan dig into what a DNR really means, how it's used in emergency situations, and what makes it legally valid (hint: it’s not a tattoo). Jimmy shares a jaw-dropping story about teaching CPR at a ranch where not one, not two, but three generations of workers had DNRs... and were so serious about it, they even removed the battery from their AED.

From red folders taped to the fridge to expired forms stuffed in safes, they break down the biggest misunderstandings around DNRs and medical directives. You’ll learn why having the paperwork on you is crucial, what responders are legally allowed to do, and why even seasoned EMTs have performed 40 minutes of CPR while someone frantically searched for the right document.

It’s a conversation about planning, choice, and what it really means to respect someone’s wishes during a crisis. Whether you’re a responder, a family member, or just someone who wants to understand this stuff better, this episode clears up a lot of confusion, and may just inspire you to have a hard conversation or two.

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This week, we’re lighting a fire under your safety habits. Jimmy and Megan break down how to protect your home from wildfires, what to do if you’re caught hiking when a fire breaks out, and why those fire extinguishers from big box stores might not save the day.

From defensible space and dryer lint hazards to why goats might be your best landscaping crew, we’ve got practical tips for fire season readiness. Plus, Jimmy shares why commercial-grade extinguishers are worth the upgrade, and how to safely store them in your home.

Whether you’re a suburban homeowner or a weekend adventurer, this episode will help you outsmart the flames.

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It’s CPR Awareness Week, and we’re setting the record straight. In this episode, Jimmy and Megan tackle the most common myths and misconceptions about CPR, from outdated advice still floating around the internet to reasons why people hesitate to jump in and help.

Do you have to check for a pulse? Nope.

Is mouth-to-mouth still required? Not necessarily.

Can you perform CPR without a certification? Absolutely, and the dispatcher on the phone can guide you step by step.

They also explain why it’s okay if you hear a rib crack (and why that’s not as scary as it sounds), how CPR changes for infants and kids, and what not to do if you think you're having a heart attack (note to self: do not throw self against a table).

They even dig into the uncomfortable truth about why fewer people are willing to perform CPR on women, and why it’s time we all get over it.

This episode we've got a lot for you! Practical tips, real talk, and a few weird tangents (like pancake-flipping babies and bad advice from the internet) that will probably make you laugh.

We're even talking about that infamous CPR training scene from The Office — the one with Bee Gees music, organ harvesting jokes, and some seriously bad safety moves. Jimmy and Megan explain what that scene got wrong (hint: almost everything), but also how pop culture moments like this can still spark curiosity about real-life emergency response.

Whether you’re CPR-certified, or not, we hope this episode inspires you to learn more and feel more confident if or when you need to action and lend a helping hand or two.

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