This is, hands down, the most UNHINGED(derogatory) piece of "worlbuilding" any of us have ever seen

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Summer, of My Podcabbages - Did the show art and you can comission them! Sarah, of Pod of Greed and Never Believe It - Also did the show art but you cant comission them. Robyn, of Who Watches the Watch and Fred Says Fuck. Janos, of A Song of Babies and Puppies and Lynchpin. Daniel, from Academic Elitism.

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This week we finally confirm that Kvothe does NOT know what jacking off is, since if he did, we wouldn't be dealing with all This shit. That's the first tradgedy. The second is that the Adem are culturally unable to podcast. It's so sad.

The Kvothekillers are played by:

Summer, of My Podcabbages - Did the show art and you can comission them! Sarah, of Pod of Greed and Never Believe It - Also did the show art but you cant comission them. Robyn, of Who Watches the Watch and Fred Says Fuck. Janos, of A Song of Babies and Puppies and Lynchpin. Daniel, from Academic Elitism.

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Patrick. Come on now.

The Kvothekillers are played by:

Summer, of My Podcabbages - Did the show art and you can comission them! Sarah, of Pod of Greed and Never Believe It - Also did the show art but you cant comission them. Robyn, of Who Watches the Watch and Fred Says Fuck. Janos, of A Song of Babies and Puppies and Lynchpin. Daniel, from Academic Elitism.

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This week, on KvKc: Patrick writes the boring D&D campaign section of the book, Denna writes the Bohemian Rhapsody of Kvotheworld, Kvothe does extremely cool and sick and awesome Blood Magic crimes, and your hosts announce our new line of Patrick Rothfuss themed lipsticks!

The Kvothekillers are played by:

Summer, of My Podcabbages - Did the show art and you can comission them! Sarah, of Pod of Greed and Never Believe It - Also did the show art but you cant comission them. Robyn, of Who Watches the Watch and Fred Says Fuck. Janos, of A Song of Babies and Puppies and Lynchpin. Daniel, from Academic Elitism.

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The queen died the week this was recorded so we are obviously having a GREAT time!! AND we actually really enjoyed this part of the book!

Well. 80% of us did...

The Kvothekillers are played by:

Summer, of My Podcabbages - Did the show art and you can comission them! Sarah, of Pod of Greed and Never Believe It - Also did the show art but you cant comission them. Robyn, of Who Watches the Watch and Fred Says Fuck. Janos, of A Song of Babies and Puppies and Lynchpin. Daniel, from Academic Elitism.

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Can this book get any worse? Yes. Yes it can.

But on the bright side we finally found the difference between Will and Sim!

The Kvothekillers are played by: Summer, of My Podcabbages - Did the show art and you can comission them! Sarah, of Pod of Greed and Never Believe It - Also did the show art but you cant comission them. Robyn, of Who Watches the Watch and Fred Says Fuck. Janos, of A Song of Babies and Puppies and Lynchpin. Daniel, from Academic Elitism.

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CW for sexual assault discussion between 01:05:00 and 01:30:00

You know when you hate someone so everything they do no matter what it is just ends up pissing you off? Like I'm sure there were some good parts in this section but mostly it's just one awful thing after another.

What if a book was so horrible towards women it made you non-binary?

The Kvothekillers are played by:

Summer of My Podcabbages - Did the show art and you can comission them | Sarah, of Pod of Greed and Never Believe It - Also did the show art but you cant comission them | Robyn, of Who Watches the Watch and Fred Says Fuck | Janos, of A Song of Babies and Puppies and Lynchpin | Daniel, from Academic Elitism.

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We're not quite ready to talk about Wise Man's Fear yet. To prepare ourselves for the horror to come, we try and remember what happened in the last book without looking any of it up.

In this episode we discover the hidden sexual delights of the 10 year anniversary cover, Add a 4th quadrant to the "mother/maiden/crone" trifecta, and figure out that the ACTUAL NAME of the wind is "Jasom Derulo"

The Kvothekillers are played by:

Summer, of My Podcabbages - Did the show art and you can comission them! Sarah, of Pod of Greed and Never Believe It - Also did the show art but you cant comission them. Robyn, of Who Watches the Watch and Fred Says Fuck. Janos, of A Song of Babies and Puppies and Lynchpin. Daniel, from Academic Elitism.

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NB: This podcast is not suitable for consumption by fans of Mr Rothfuss