A melange of gold that veers from Michael Jai White to Nick Nolte and Rebecca Ferguson. Is Mercy good? Have you seen Mulholland Falls? Was Dwayne Johnson unrecognisable in The Smashing Machine? Can YOU get from Patrick Swayze to Emma Thompson?

Cast it all aside and devote yourself to us...to Kino Kingdom.

After a weekend away of drinking, laughing, and waaaaaa....tching movies. Rupert, Lazlo, and Britt discuss Chuck Norris, modern screeners, VHS tapes, and Gary Daniels.

Can YOU get from Ryan Gosling to Chuck Norris?

Join Rupert, Britt, and Lazlo as they discuss everything from the loss of Chuck Norris through to I Swear, Brian Bosworth, documentaries on care, Superman...and Godfrey Ho.

Can YOU get from Kurt Russell to Charles Grodin?

Welcome back to Kino Kingdom, in this episode we discuss some neo-noir '90s gold, and some '80s gems as well as the new Silent Hill movie, Beethoven (not that one), and even challenge Rupert and Lazlo to a movie quiz.

Can YOU get from Johnny Depp to Jason Momoa? Dave Chod can.

An Arkinz'Dar that stumps the majority of the listenership, a Friday the 13th film that grinds Britt's happiness to a halt, multiple movies that weave between Jason Momoa and wrestlers...and some Jeff Goldblum action. What's not to love?

Ready to Rumble, that's what's not to love.

Can YOU get from Johnny Depp to Jason Momoa?

Join Lazlo, Rupert, and Britt as they discuss everything from The Rip through to Inside Out 2 via Equalizer 2000 and American Gothic. Can YOU get from Jared Leto to Madeline Stowe?

Join Lazlo, Rupert, and Britt as they discuss a mixture of modern and classic movies. Britt talks about Black Phone 2, Home Alone 2, and - surprisingly - some Savalas action as Rupert and Lazlo cover classier (and grittier) ground.

Find out who wins this episode's ArkinZ'Dar (Dennis Quaid to Daniel Craig), and join us for a moment of silence in Max Hilarity's Gag Corner!

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Happy new year! It's a 2026 kick off episode with Britt, Rupert, and Lazlo as they talk lost listeners emails, Bloodfist 5,6,7 & 8, Avatar 3, The Old Guard 2, Knives Out 3...and Love, Actually?

Can YOU get from Dennis Quaid to Daniel Craig?

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