This week, we're Ensnared! Kiryu returns to Kamurocho in the midst of the Dojima Goons' biggest goon-fest yet. A freak case of arson sees our former yakuza-cum-real estate agent without a property to call his own. Reina takes mercy on Kiryu and hides him in Bar Serena, but it's not long before the gang comes calling. We square off with Kuze for one more throwdown before being rescued by a very bad getaway driver.

Substories: #15 Help Wanted!; #19 Heir to the Family

Shop of the Week: Kinryu Ramen

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This week in Yakuza 0 Chapter 8 - Tug of War, Majima finds himself swept up into the chaotic whirlwind of Homare Nishitani, Kijin Family patriarch, murderer, and all-around pervert, who forced his way into Lee's murder plot uninvited. Sagawa makes himself known as things come to an explosive climax.

Also this week: blood chubs, ham cucumbers, things happen on Festy's Tomodachi Island, and Bobby mixes up The Crucible with the English Patient.

Character Profile: Homare Nishitani (the late Keiji Fujiwara)

Substory: #56 A Taxing Issue

Side Activities: Gandhara

Shop of the Week: Kani Douraku

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We're back in Sōtenbori and we're full of Takoyaki. In Chapter 7 of Yakuza 0, Majima decides not to kill Makoto Makimura, instead opting to stash her in a dusty warehouse while he plays Cabaret Club Czar. After tangling with the Sotenbori Five, a group of unscrupulous rival club proprietors, we learn Makoto's tragic backstory and the source of her blindness. But it's not long before Majima finds himself drawn into a second murder plot.

Also this week: Special Training with Yuki, what's inside Kyoko's Fantasy Zone, Festy makes assumptions about Dexter Morgan's ethics, and Bobby spectacularly messes up a pot of jambalaya.

Please excuse the regular mic arm vibration noises, Borscht the Cat was really causing a ruckus this week.

Substories: #78 The Doll Girl; #82 Kyoko at Sega Hi-Tech Land

Shop of the Week: Daikoku Drug Store

Dream Machines: Cleaving Pole, Firecrackers, Slime Spray

Acute Loss of Vision in a Young Woman (Ethiopian Journal of Health Science, S Mulugeta, K Tesfay, R Frank, C Gruber-Frank) https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC4337078

This week, the full weight of the Tojo Clan is about to come down on Kiryu, who finds himself running through the streets, squaring off with Kuze in a disgusting sewer, and battling Awano in the discotheque of facts and logic.

Also this week: Festy sees Akira (1988) for the first time, we hate when GIRLS die, and Nishiki tells Kiryu about the rabbits. Happy 61st birthday to Kuroda Takaya!

Substory of the Week: #6 Damned Yanki

Side Activities: Japan Catfight Club

Shop of the Week: Ebisu Pawn

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We rejoin Kiryu in Kamurocho as he enlists the help of his kyodai to get suited up for his new job as a big boy real estate agent. But things take a dark turn when Awano catches a whiff of our boy's career change.

Also this week: Squatters rights, peeing in sake bottles, apocryphal console gaming, becoming a rival real estate baron to your new employer, batting around, and Grey's Anatomy for Wii

Substory of the Week: #31 The Innocent Hook Up

Shop of the Week: Smile Hamburger

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This week, Festy and Bobby tackle Chapter 4 of Yakuza 0: Proof of Resolve. Majima finds himself in hot water as Sagawa tasks him with assassinating violent pimp and sex trafficker Makoto Makimura under a strict time limit, less he become the gang's next target. But once Majima locates Makimura, he finds a reality far different to the scenario he was sold.

Also this week: Selling your soul in the Yakuza Hole; Tel-Tel Boys Club, and walking erections.

Character Profiles: Naomi Kusumi (Futoshi Shimano); Makoto Makimura (Miyuki Sawashiro); Wen Hai Lee (the late Kazunari Tanaka, RIP)

Substory of the Week: #54 Disciple of the New Order

Shop of the Week: Kushikatsu Daruma

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Hello my honey, hello my baby, hello Majima! This week, Festy and Bobby take a trip to Sotenbori to meet Yakuza 0's deuteragonist, Cabaret Grand impresario and fan favourite Goro Majima, the Lord of the Night, and spend a whole dang hour talking about his introductory cutscene. We also talk hostess and host clubs and the perfect Takoyaki experience. Have you had fugu? Let us know!

References:

Unseen Japan: Japan Politicians Are Eyeing a Crackdown on Host Clubs (Jay Allen, Nov 2023) https://unseen-japan.com/host-club-regulations/

This week on Kamurocho Confidential, Bobby and Festy take a deep look at Yakuza 0 Chapter 2: The Real Estate Broker in the Shadows. With Kiryu at a low point in the pouring rain, we meet the titular broker himself, Tachibana. We discuss Flower Arrangement, Pocket Tissues, Mister Shakedown, Not Going to the Batting Cages, Opening our hearts to Miss Tatsu, Soapland, Bowling form fetishists, meet Jun Oda, buying expensive champagne for bums, and watching rich guy parlour tricks.

Vice, Hanako Montgomery: How Japan’s Secretive ‘Soapland’ Brothels Operate

https://www.vice.com/en/article/how-japans-secretive-soapland-brothels-operate/