Welcome to KJD Online — the funniest fake news you’ll hear all week. In this episode, we dive into outrageously sarcastic stories you didn’t know you needed:President Trump Announces MEGA. Make Earth Great AgainA man loses weight on the Air Sandwich Diet (spoiler: it’s literally nothing).Congress bans Mondays by mistake — workers celebrate, Wall Street cries.Scientists confirm coffee is now a vitamin (finally, your addiction is healthy).AI writes a country song about a tractor leaving for a Tesla.A Florida man runs for President of his neighborhood pool.And the world’s first smart toaster joins Twitter… and immediately starts political arguments.If you love satirical news in the style of The Onion or Babylon Bee, you’ll want to stick around for every minute of this chaotic ride.👉 Don’t forget to like, comment, and subscribe for more sarcastic news updates every week!#Satire #FunnyNews #BreakingLOLs #ComedyPodcast #ParodyNews