Jeff Elder Isn't Real is a Substack by writer and musician Jeff Elder, a place where the curtain is half open. Part memoir, part creative process, part cultural observation. Warm, honest, and a little strange. Just like life.

In this episode, Jeff reads his latest post, "Keeping The Lights On" — episode 20 of his ongoing memoir. It's about the best and worst of 1991 and into 1992. Red Red Groove was gaining real momentum, landing radio play and working on a second album called Silence — a nod to the Silence = Death movement. At the same time, the club scene was shifting, Circa was failing, and IKON was being born. And then, in a hospital room, everything changed. This one gets heavy.

Audio credits: Intro/Outro music: Red Red Groove - No Tears

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Jeff Elder Isn’t Real is a Substack by writer and musician Jeff Elder, a place where the curtain is half open. Part memoir, part creative process, part cultural observation. Warm, honest, and a little strange. Just like life.

In this episode, Jeff reads his latest post, “The Thrill Ride Continues” — episode 19 of his ongoing memoir. It’s about 1990 and 1991, when Red Red Groove was hitting its stride, the DJ career was evolving, and the night a rope, a long-haired stranger, and a very specific comment about legs led to one of the best shows Jeff ever played. Plus, the story of a venue owner who called the cops on his own show, and the first quiet signs that something at home was about to change.

Audio credits: Intro/Outro music: Angels by Red Red Groove

Link to my Red Red Groove scrapbook (mentioned in this episode) is https://www.strangehighways.com/red-red-groove-scrapbook/

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Jeff Elder Isn't Real is a Substack by writer and musician Jeff Elder, a place where the curtain is half open. Part memoir, part creative process, part cultural observation. Warm, honest, and a little strange. Just like life.

In this episode, Jeff reads his latest post, "No Gift Refused" — episode 18 of his ongoing memoir. It's about the cloud nine years of 1989 and 1990, when everything was running full speed at once. The DJ career was clicking. Red Red Groove was building real momentum. And one night at an art gallery called Fascination Street, Trent Reznor walked in and changed the trajectory of the band. Plus, the story of how a bottle of tequila and a fistful of hair became an accidental lesson in industrial scene survival.

Audio credits: Intro / Outro - No Gift Refused by Until December

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Jeff Elder Isn't Real is a Substack by writer and musician Jeff Elder, a place where the curtain is half open. Part memoir, part creative process, part cultural observation. Warm, honest, and a little strange. Just like life.

In this episode, Jeff reads his latest post, "Special Orange Juice" — episode 17 of his ongoing memoir. It's about the winter of 1988, a bottle of champagne, and how he wound up living in a gay bar owner's house without ever really deciding to. It's about Troy, John, the strange domestic logic of 24/7 club life, meeting Glenn and Alex from The Village People upstairs at The Max, and the first time he met his worst best friend. It's also about the night Red Red Groove played its very first show.

Audio credits: Intro/Outro music: New Order - Bizarre Love Triangle / True Faith

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Jeff Elder Isn't Real is a Substack by writer and musician Jeff Elder, a place where the curtain is half open. Part memoir, part creative process, part cultural observation. Warm, honest, and a little strange. Just like life.

In this episode, Jeff reads his latest post, "I've Got Believers... Believing Me" — episode 16 of his ongoing memoir. It's about the night in the fall of 1988 when Richard showed up to The Max too drunk to stand, got fired two minutes before opening, and Jeff found himself alone in the DJ booth with a wall of records that weren't his and absolutely no business being there. It's about practicing in an empty club until something clicked, earning a permanent spot, and a moment of quiet kindness from a stranger that he's never forgotten.

Audio credits: Intro/Outro music: DJ by David Bowie.

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Jeff Elder Isn't Real is a Substack by writer and musician Jeff Elder, a place where the curtain is half open. Part memoir, part creative process, part cultural observation. Warm, honest, and a little strange. Just like life.

In this episode, Jeff writes live from a cheap, slightly sketchy roadside stop on I-20 in Texas where he holed up for three days to record the audiobook version of Starr Love. He talks about why the dogs made the first attempt impossible, why he chose a fifty-dollar motel over a proper studio, the MacGyver-level problem solving required just to get the gear running, and why John Waters is the reason he decided to narrate this one himself.

Audio credits:

Intro/Outro music: I'm A Star by Stu Starr

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Jeff Elder Isn't Real is a Substack by writer and musician Jeff Elder, a place where the curtain is half open. Part memoir, part creative process, part cultural observation. Warm, honest, and a little strange. Just like life.

In this episode, Jeff reads his latest post, "McClure Park" — episode 14 of his ongoing memoir. It's about a neighborhood park that felt safe until it didn't, a knife at his throat, two terrified friends, and a split-second decision that changed everything. It's also about what that night taught him about himself — that when things got bad enough, something took over that he didn't know was in there. And how that survival instinct, and the low trust that followed, would shadow him through everything that came next.

Audio credits: Intro/Outro music: An Off Road Excursion by RFH

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Jeff Elder Isn't Real is a Substack by writer and musician Jeff Elder, a place where the curtain is half open. Part memoir, part creative process, part cultural observation. Warm, honest, and a little strange. Just like life.In this episode, Jeff reads his latest post, "California and a Kitchen Table" — episode 13 of his ongoing memoir. It's about a road trip to California with a friend, learning to drive a stick shift in the middle of the desert on Route 66, falling in love with Las Vegas for the first time, running out of money in San Diego, making some questionable decisions, and coming home to find his dad sitting at the kitchen table with tears in his eyes. It's one of the most honest chapters yet — about being young, dumb, broke, and the kind of mistake that costs more than money.Audio credits:Intro music: Goodbye by RFHEnd music: The Ride by RFHSubscribe to Jeff Elder Isn't Real on Substack for new posts every week, including audio versions of most every essay.