Jeff Elder Isn't Real is a Substack by writer and musician Jeff Elder, a place where the curtain is half open. Part memoir, part creative process, part cultural observation. Warm, honest, and a little strange. Just like life.

In this episode, Jeff reads his latest post, "A Little Salt Air Never Hurt Anybody" — episode 25 of his ongoing memoir. Jeff heads back to Rhode Island for the first time in fifteen years for a friend's celebration of life, and finds himself unexpectedly homesick for a place he hasn't let himself miss. Between a pub gig on the Newport docks and a real Dunkin' Donuts run, he starts asking himself a question he never expected to ask: what if he moved back?

Audio credits: Intro/Outro music: Intro: Dirty Water by The Standells, Outro: Southern Cross (live) by Jimmy Buffett.

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Jeff Elder Isn't Real is a Substack by writer and musician Jeff Elder, a place where the curtain is half open. Part memoir, part creative process, part cultural observation. Warm, honest, and a little strange. Just like life.

In this episode, Jeff takes a quick pit stop before diving back into the memoir. Two new Spotify playlists go live, A Night at The Max and What Was That Song?, along with news that the long-lost Trust masters are finally being remastered and released after more than thirty years. Plus, a heads up that there won't be a new episode next week, and a look ahead at what's coming when the story picks back up in Tulsa.

Audio credits:Intro/Outro music: Old Cape Cod by Patti Page

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Jeff Elder Isn't Real is a Substack by writer and musician Jeff Elder, a place where the curtain is half open. Part memoir, part creative process, part cultural observation. Warm, honest, and a little strange. Just like life.

In this episode, Jeff reads his latest post, "Goodbye, Old Friend" — episode 23 of his ongoing Substack. Today marks the release of I'm A Star: The Remixes and the completion of the Starr Love audiobook, which also means saying goodbye to a story Jeff has carried around for over thirty years. Plus, a look at what's coming this fall, including a synth vocal project, a licensing album, an animated series about a dog named Sipsey, and the next book already taking shape.

Audio credits:Intro/Outro music: Seasons in the Sun by Terry Jacks

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Jeff Elder Isn't Real is a Substack by writer and musician Jeff Elder, a place where the curtain is half open. Part memoir, part creative process, part cultural observation. Warm, honest, and a little strange. Just like life.

In this episode, Jeff reads his latest post, "Just Sign Here" — episode 22 of his ongoing memoir. It's about closing the John chapter for good. The damned house. The corporation he signed onto because someone needed a signature. The unpaid taxes nobody knew about. The New York trip that killed the bar. The gay mafia who camped outside his house. The friends who weren't. And somehow, in the middle of all of it, two records and a new Mike. It's the end of one era and the beginning of something better.

Audio credits:Intro/Outro music: Faith by Trust

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Jeff Elder Isn't Real is a Substack by writer and musician Jeff Elder, a place where the curtain is half open. Part memoir, part creative process, part cultural observation. Warm, honest, and a little strange. Just like life.

In this episode, Jeff reads his latest post, "Minute by Minute" — episode 21 of his ongoing memoir. It's about 1993, the decline, and the decision to stay. AZT that didn't work. Drinking that got sloppy. A dude ranch trip that went sideways in the middle of the night. A psych ward. A pen that produced words that didn't exist. Hospice at home. And a quiet hospital room where Jeff held someone he loved as he died. This one is heavy. But it ends with gratitude, and a reminder to hold the people you love a little tighter.

Audio credits: Intro/Outro music: Minute by Minute by The Doobie Brothers

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Jeff Elder Isn't Real is a Substack by writer and musician Jeff Elder, a place where the curtain is half open. Part memoir, part creative process, part cultural observation. Warm, honest, and a little strange. Just like life.

In this episode, Jeff reads his latest post, "Keeping The Lights On" — episode 20 of his ongoing memoir. It's about the best and worst of 1991 and into 1992. Red Red Groove was gaining real momentum, landing radio play and working on a second album called Silence — a nod to the Silence = Death movement. At the same time, the club scene was shifting, Circa was failing, and IKON was being born. And then, in a hospital room, everything changed. This one gets heavy.

Audio credits: Intro/Outro music: Red Red Groove - No Tears

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Jeff Elder Isn’t Real is a Substack by writer and musician Jeff Elder, a place where the curtain is half open. Part memoir, part creative process, part cultural observation. Warm, honest, and a little strange. Just like life.

In this episode, Jeff reads his latest post, “The Thrill Ride Continues” — episode 19 of his ongoing memoir. It’s about 1990 and 1991, when Red Red Groove was hitting its stride, the DJ career was evolving, and the night a rope, a long-haired stranger, and a very specific comment about legs led to one of the best shows Jeff ever played. Plus, the story of a venue owner who called the cops on his own show, and the first quiet signs that something at home was about to change.

Audio credits: Intro/Outro music: Angels by Red Red Groove

Link to my Red Red Groove scrapbook (mentioned in this episode) is https://www.strangehighways.com/red-red-groove-scrapbook/

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Jeff Elder Isn't Real is a Substack by writer and musician Jeff Elder, a place where the curtain is half open. Part memoir, part creative process, part cultural observation. Warm, honest, and a little strange. Just like life.

In this episode, Jeff reads his latest post, "No Gift Refused" — episode 18 of his ongoing memoir. It's about the cloud nine years of 1989 and 1990, when everything was running full speed at once. The DJ career was clicking. Red Red Groove was building real momentum. And one night at an art gallery called Fascination Street, Trent Reznor walked in and changed the trajectory of the band. Plus, the story of how a bottle of tequila and a fistful of hair became an accidental lesson in industrial scene survival.

Audio credits: Intro / Outro - No Gift Refused by Until December

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